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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sean Murphy, Nov 9, 2019.

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  1. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    I agree with him
     
  2. Dog with a Blog

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    I’m still sick and do not want to go to work but also don’t want to call off again. But also yesterday was the first time I’ve ever called off
     
  3. Dog with a Blog

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    What do
     
    aliens exist and GrantCloud like this.
  4. Kate

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  5. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    I like that! I like giving dogs human names
     
  6. Kate

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    How strict is your boss and do you still get paid if you're not there?
     
    aliens exist and GrantCloud like this.
  7. Kate

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    I also like Sunday because I never heard a dog named that and thought it was kinda cute but no one else seems to like it.
     
  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I like Pupperoni but I also would want to call a cat or maybe dog Furgalicious or Fergie for short so don't trust my judgment
     
  10. Kate

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  11. Dog with a Blog

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    My managers are pretty cool. I imagine I have sick time. I’ve never had a job that didn’t have sick time but I guess I don’t know for sure
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    same sorry
     
  13. Kate

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    We also both like Lindsay Lohan's music so I feel like we'd be on the same page about a lot of stuff.
     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    you should know that stuff so you can take advantage of it haha
     
  15. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    I know a guy on here who loves that show
     
  16. Kate

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    I'd say a day of rest is in order
     
  17. Kate

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  18. Dog with a Blog

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    I don’t do that lol. I seriously never call off unless I’m dying
     
  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    me neither, I worry too much and I also don't want to be a baby haha
     
  20. Kingjohn_654

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  21. Dog with a Blog

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    Waluigi in every game ever
     
  22. Kate

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    getting cat called in the daylight has a whole different feel like dude it's 10 am lemme recover from my hangover and go to Joann Fabrics in peace
     
  23. Colby Searcy

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  24. Shrek

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    Melissa, swinging a roll of gift wrap around like a big dick: "dicks are way better than vaginas"
    me: "you can keep stuff in yours"
    her: "it would hurt"
    me: "what if i needed to transport a roll of quarters and didnt have pockets"
    her: "you've got an asshole"

    i never win around here
     
  25. dadbolt

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    stop trying to use your SO as a mule cam
     
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