H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 901

i'm gonna assume yall know the general rules of a white elephant gift swap. their rules are each gift can only be stolen twice before its permanently out. Melissa and I schemed, so she got the second steal on the huge bottle of vodka and scratch offs for me and i got the second steal on the Amazon gift card she wanted.

 

It's the only thing that warms his cold dead heart. even when jojo sleeps on him

 

A Pokémon go raid?

 

I've been a good boy lately

think I'm gonna buy myself some cookie butter

 

Destiny 2

 

he and Jojo are both disappointed when Jojo doesn't murder him in his sleep

 

holy sh*t at that aliens post

 

I'd feel the same way. both in him not being murdered but also when i wake up in the morning. I basically start my day off disappointed.

 

Damn, thought for a second that you had some cool cred

nvm

 

Nice try, no you didnt

 

10 minutes before I go home and smoke some weeeeeed

 

What brand?

 

Haha damn

 

idk yet

 

Forgot to tell you about my fruit by the foot

it was this kind

 

I've blocked two of those people lol

 

I'd block myself if I could

 

I’m still friends with her on fb lmaooo

 

We figured out who the spy is?!
Man, I miss everything

 

Awww thx

 

I was so sad when I got her for my secret santa person :( I got her a really cool mug tho

 

come to think of it it was you
my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

 

There was a small benefit for me as it's nice not being the most annoying poster in this thread.

 

That isn’t true