H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 886

How beautiful is this bagel on a scale of 1-10

 

@awwgereee how do you respond to your kid saying something like that ?

 

damn I like target even more now

 

This joke is A fucking PLUS wtf is wrong with everyone

 

Didn’t see, Once. This is v good

 

Anytime

 

Yeah dude been listening to treats all day!

 

Thank you, Once. Very cool!

 

My mom only likes sweet bubbly wines. She had some other bottles she wanted to give me but I’m not a big Pinot fan tbh

 

Sophie sounds pretty cool too. never listened to her before

 

Isn't the whole talk about cops with your kids kinda confusing...like you want your kid to go to a cop if theyre lost or something but they also suck sooo... One of the reasons I'm not having kids is to avoid having convos like this lol

 

Yeah I just scratched the surface with her, real excited to dive in

 

Yes. It’s been available forever.

 

I’m not having kids cause the women I’m into are well past menopause

 

You could adopt you coward

 

gonna print this out and frame it

 

I’m at work and we do huddles every day and we go over numbers and sometimes we play a game and we decided we wanted to play heads up and we picked act it out and that game set my ass up cause we got “sucking a popsicle” and I like for .25 seconds went to go do the motion and I was like oh god no and stopped myself hahahahahhahahah close call y’all

 

I’m just playing into y’all’s perception of me but fair

 

Idgi

 

Lol so like 50 yr olds?

 

Imagine if you weren't white, fuck

 

I was about to motion sucking a dick to all my coworkers accidentally

 

if I was at a job that made me play charades in the middle of a Saturday I would quit on the spot no two weeks notice that sounds awful

 

Bout to give my cat a bath godspeed

 

I’m joking, dumbass. It was me being so pure I couldn’t understand