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Clippers getting that ass beat lol

 

my queen

 

This is wild i didnt expect the bucks to at any point go up even doubles and theyre up 41 lmao

 

i got jock itch

 

Are you telling me this as my son or my grill cook.

 

hahahahaha

 

Also saw a forklift in the parade @CobraKidJon

 

i think the mystery is part of the fun elizabeth

 

what the fuck is going on at Texan Christmas parades
where's Santa daddy? hush and enjoy this forklift and monster truck

no Christmas carols just Toby Keith and Kid Rock

 

Well my grill cook would never tell me that.

 

I read that as “where’s Santa’s daddy” and thought I must have missed a major part of Christmas lore.

 

don’t forget riding lawnmowers

 

maybe Baby Santa is the new Baby Yoda, we have only known him as a old man

 

Thanks, Christian mom, appreciate it

 

tell her he's Jewish

 

Bernard IS the best character, so that’s something.

 

Technically it was just a CAT with a forklift attachment

 

we didn’t have any work so they let us all go home and me and a group of coworkers went to a pool hall to play some pool and drink.

 

You hustlin' them?

 

Tomorrow’s going to be so great. I get to see Andrew McMahon and eat my favorite dumplings and wear my Twin Peaks sweater for the first time this season.

 

And Santa

What's the Twin Peaks sweater look like?

 

Dude she is fucking dragging my ass