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tangential but I've been blowing through Scandal and Kudrow kills it on that show, first time i feel like i got to see her in a crushable drama role

 

@K0ta ?

 

My parents already had both my sister and me and were quite settled into their lives and careers by my age.

I'm terrified I'll never feel settled.

 

yes that seems very on brand

 

I was already 3 years old by the time my parents were my age and kids aren't even in the plan yet for us lol

 

oh i've definitely settled

 

yep

 

can @thesoftskeleton just snap Dyl's baby neck already?

 

she's a coward

 

I had my first child earlier than my parents were when they had me so my kids will be the one that are having the existential crises y'all are having

 

Yeah same we're not against the idea of having a kid but we're no where near ready

I'm wondering if she had the same reaction we'd have now when she found out she was pregnant
"shit"

 

God she’s just so good. Her role is Easy A has so much depth even though it’s a comedy. And The Comeback is incredible.

I actually have never seen Scandal even though I’m a huge fan of the cast. I’ve seen Kerry and Tony on Broadway and they’re both great in basically anything.

 

@dylan @thesoftskeleton
Owe you a housewarming gift
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/keurig-drinkworks-home-bar-drinkmaker-silver/6348476.p?skuId=6348476

 

At my age my parents had a 4 year old me. Yikes.

 

Read this as Drinkworms and I was like yeah that sounds fine

 

Uhhh ok I didn’t know this was a thing and now I want it so thanks Ian

 

When my dad was my age I was 2. When my mom was my age I was 6.

 

oh heck yeah gimme this

 

I took the dogs for a walk and walking them together is difficult and so bear has a leash that you can adjust to buckle at waist for running so it’s a little better that way and she kept pulling and the thing would tighten. Anyways this is a long round about way go say that my waist was SNATCHED. Literally.

 

god fucking damnit @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

bear gets excited it's not her fault

 

Hey hick how about you go fuck yourself and yes I am quite busy ur mom and I have made plans lmao owned

Had no idea Max was a daddy

 

Found your alt @Dirty Sanchez

 

As if you wouldn’t enjoy it too you’ve had whiskey like every night.

 

i don't want more shit taking up space on the counter