H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 857

he was catching up

 

been a long time since my headspace and workload lined up enough for me to keep up in here for a day without losing the thread or being overwhelmed by it. it was a great friday. missed yall.

 

I’m going to need a lot of c** to soak up these memories.

 

I will proxy all my carbs to you instead so you stop being dizzy.

 

the feeling isn't mutual

 

I apologized years ago and we were (somewhat) friends after. I felt bad for this one guy I was friends with because he ended up having a crush on her but he didn’t have a chance because of me.

also I wasn’t nearly as cruel as that guy that wronged @EASheartsVinyl since there was no kiss or anything

 

shak

 

this is erasure

 

you picked the worst place for a therapy sesh smh

 

i was speaking to the adults

 

honestly @Shakriel is the horniest one in here

 

i think we tiptoed through the parental tulips pretty well earlier derek

 

your diet is pizza rolls and lunchables don't high road me

 

nobody has a chance when you’re walkin round with that monster hog naw mean

 

What do you mean

 

motherfucker i roast vegetables and drink water now keep that old me shit outta my face

 

You are absolved.

 

the only thing getting roasted is your ass

boom roasted

 

His dick is ginormous. This isn’t confirmed fact but I have decided that it’s true for me and therefore true for everyone

 

Tripod

 

if only we ranked simple plan songs

 

mikey's tinder bio is is

"5' 10"
those are two separate measurements"

 

nice

 

I have no idea what you mean.