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kino

 

if i found out i was truly the son of an undocumented mexican i would physically feel the white shame melt off of me

 

just realized how bad this is gonna sound to those who dont have the context

 

gesundheit

 

Yeah, for the record, for you fuckin noobs I wasn’t making that up. Shrek literally said his dad was imported without skipping a beat

 

at first he said he was "found" in south florida like holy shit hahahahahaa

 

LMAO totally forgot about that

 

i'm crying at my desk god damnit

 

Are you crying

 

cry laughing is the best

fuck you @CoffeeEyes17

 

start here

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the short of it is my dad was a true orphan who was abandoned in the southiest south. we know nothing of his parents. he thinks he's native american but i think he is hispanic.

now, this is all what i heard for family. im not cosigning its validity, but i do swear it is what i was told. i should do the 23 and me already.

 

Whoa!! What did UWUeyes17 do?

 

I should not be laughing at this as hard as I am

 

no its humor is very real lol

 

LJ

 

what the fuck did i do elway

 

“all i know is the family who took him in was based in south Florida, so he was either orphaned there or they imported him from elsewhere”

im fucking DYYYYIIIINNNGGG

 

made an enemy lol

 

Did they charge tax on the import

 

you got all mad when i said you didn't make me laugh!

 

Cam ily so much

 

"hey mike we got a shipment of some orphan kids coming in the dock from spain or some shit make sure you scan them all in before you take your lunch" like jesus christ

 

is this like what a porn star goes through at the end of each shoot?