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If it actually was PG 13 my dad must’ve fought so fuckin hard to get me to be allowed to go

my parents were strict as hell

 

Being the youngest I got away with so much shit, my buddy and I were smoking the devils lettuce in my garage when we were like 17, with the garage door closed. In the middle of it all the door starts to lift and my mom is in the driveway, lol.

she definitely just ignored it and I played it off like we were leaving even though we never used the side door to get into the garage lmao

 

just logged in to my @fame account for the first time in a while lmao

 

Pretty sure Toy Story was the first I saw. It’s definitely the first that I remember.

 

Dammmnnnn maybe it was my birthday or somethin'

 

Wow lol

 

Wait....you were David Bowie this whole time???

 

It looks a billion times better than it tastes

 

I coulda made this in PowerPoint today

 

This looks great

 

Be still my beating heart

 

Y’all didn’t taste it

 

What was wrong

 

I fucking hate you

 

Doesn’t taste good

 

Stop licking your phone

 

Damnnn I thought that was a ways off

 

You aren’t the boss of me

 

Sauce was unbalanced... too much bone broth and wine was over-reduced, steak was slightly underdone and not seared properly, I butchered the plating, mashed potato texture was off... green beans were okay haha

 

Make your own fuckin steak and show and restaurant if you care so much you prude.




But for real, you should. I wish all of your Instagram meals were in my fridge.

 

None of my meals will be entering your fridge with that ‘tude, pal.

 

I love to cook and sometimes it really calms me down but if I ever work really hard on a dish and the sauce doesn’t come out right or something it destroys me and I end up crying over my plate. Luckily that’s a rare occurrence.

 

Yes they fuckin’ will!!!!





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