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My ex looks like the penguin

 

I think some animals have natural scents that are pleasant because of what they eat or something, but I’m blanking on which ones. Or maybe it’s koalas having nice breath? I don’t know, something is rolling around in my brain about it.

 

I think koalas have chlamydia

 

I think every single one of us has to ok boomer ourselves for loving this post.

 

This reminds me that the night Hannah and I started dating we facetimed my brother cause it was my niece's birthday and she proceeded to start picking her nose and eating it and then projectile vomited all over my sister-in-law lol

 

They should have known better than to sleep with you

 

Oh without a doubt. Probably because they smell so enticing and everybody wants them.

 

they do...or most do anyway and they eat eucalyptus all day because it keeps them stoned to the bone or else they'd rage over the whole chlamydia thing

 

she only want me for my pimp juice ooooo9o hoooo hooo

 

Yea I had an energy drink

 

Hannah sounds like a nice girl

 

I'm embarrassed of how quickly and effortlessly the post came to me

 

Didn’t a koala like give the Jonas Bros chlamydia? Or was that a fever dream I had?

 

No yeah that definitely happened

 

I wanna be friends with you bc of this post

 

Is it any worse than my Do Re Mi joke

 

Don’t apologize for that beauty. Boot too big/syllable/song stress puns are some of my favorite things in the entire world.

 

She's really great honestly lol I can't believe my luck

EDIT: oh wait now I get it

 

this reminds me of lj

 

Tate's gonna get some emails today...

 

careful

 

I miss paying lj to eat weird shit

 

Ahahahaha I might actually cry now from laughing too hard. Hi, I’m Elizabeth, and now I have to google “koala chlamydia famous people” in hopes that I haven’t completely lost touch with reality.