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No Punk Willing to Mess With Canada Goose That Landed in Pit

 

Most birds are assholes.

 

the only animals i hate are pigs

 

Geese are absolute douche bags. Can't wait for October where they all fuck off to florida/texas.

 

I read this as penguins at first and I was about to be BIG MAD DUSTIN

 

Anyway as someone who was a pet sitter for 2 years I miss the hell out of it. Animals are like people of course some are just jerks or can’t be controlled but a lot of that is their owner didn’t train them or didn’t care enough about them tbh

the only one truly monstrous situation I had was where they adopted a girl that had MAJOR abuse history and then went out of town literally like a day later so she didn’t know where tf she was and was just freaking out soo much
She peed on the floor SO MANY times overnight and she’s the only dog who’s ever peed on the floor.
not gonna lie if an animal is going to the bathroom on the floor there’s 99% something wrong either health wise or abuse wise or neglect wise. It’s pretty sad.

Anyway I miss all my dogs :(

 

book club

 

I'd completely understand being mad, penguins are fantastic and I adore them

 

This penetration test results in a recommendation to continue the hardening process

 

One time in SF I saw this large group of pigeons chillin on the ground and this fucking seagull comes down, picks its victim, and just starts stabbing this pigeon to death with its beak and then started eating it alive. One of the most surreal things I’ve ever seen

 

nice

 

or its a puppy

 

Kinky

 

checks out

 

Well yeah haha but like extremely young! It’s pretty dang easy to house train puppies it doesn’t take *that* long lol

 

penguins are the best

please no one disparage the penguin

 

It's so brutal when you know someone who isn't training their dog right at all.

 

Penguins smell very bad

 

Someone would have to be out of their damn mind to have a problem with penguins

like at least with dogs dummies can be like I’ve had bad experiences with dogs

try to come in here and tell me you had a bad experience with a penguin???

 

Also two things. @angrycandy I didn’t mean you, those weren’t your dogs and you aren’t responsible for their learned behavior. I meant @oldjersey’s coworker who is now my sworn enemy.

And secondly I just think that Letterkenny gif is hilarious, please no one think I agree with what it’s saying. Their stance on geese is maybe the worst take that show has ever had.

 

So does @dadbolt but we let him stick around

 

is this an ATDI lyric?

 

My dog had terrible separation anxiety due to the fact that his previous owners had locked him in a room all day when he was a puppy and he never recovered from it. He would steal our shoes if he felt like we were leaving, try to eat his way out of rooms, he even managed to figure out how to open the fridge with his nose if it wasn't a double door one and eat the entire contents of our fridge...multiple times. We had to bungee chord our fridge lol.

My poor baby he just loved us so much and didn't want us to leave

 

don't most animals left to the wild tho?