H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 30

This question feels like hitting a hornets nest with a baseball bat so therefore not only am I going to not answer it I’m going to tell you I’m not going to answer it

 

Afraid you’ll run into them?

 

No I was the worst player on my little league t-ball team so I’m good at dodging bats and not running into them

 

I feel like I would have been a really good batter in baseball at least that's what I tell girls on first dates when they ask if I play sports.

 

Like you bet I probably would have gotten home runs wink wink.

 

CBT is a sport so in a weird way I’m a very good athlete

 

2013? I went that year too

 

God: on November 10th you posted “CBT is a sport so in a weird way I’m a very good athlete” on a forum. Hope the 5 likes were worth it idiot

me: they were bitch

 

A sport should have strong homoerotic undertones and repressed anger so this might work for me.

 

wow this is such a cop out i'm almost tempted to ask to see your badge

 

It was 2014 but 2013 was the first year I went!

 

Being short is a choice

 

so is being tall.

 

How so if I may ask

 

Re: Tommy Lee Jones, my step mom went to HS with his current wife. They also went to school with Rick Riordan author of the Percy Jackson series of books.

 

Is your programming running in a loop? You’ve already said this.

 

Love those books

 

hey pal everything's recursive ain't ya heard.

 

Usually not quite so literally.

 

it's frighteningly literal but I feel ya.

was just complaining to a friend that I paid like 90K to study physics which just gave me a permanent existential crisis and this is who I am now I apologize.

 

only times I use physics is when I'm drunk trying to fight gravity to pee.

 

That’s a pretty cool field of study though

 

Who wins?

 

You may not

 

May I?