H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 291

wish the power would go out here

 

Were you ready for it?

 

Has your dick gone flaccid for one moment since you heard the news that daddy Gaben is about to release a new title to a game that's almost two decades old?

 

Phuxk no

 

Will you bring an extra change of pants to work tomorrow as you await the release of a trailer for a game that will require you to spend close to $1500 to play?

 

No

 

You like to live dangerously, eh?

 

bold assumption that he'll have pants on during the trailer

 

True. But unless it drops before he heads to work, I don't see him getting away with going pantsless at work--then again they have a dude they let full on sleep, so who the fuck knows.

 

These are always the worst Taco Bells

 

I can't wait to pwn @Dirty Sanchez in Half-Life VR like the n00b he is #JFG

 

tied with:

 

I know this isn’t a hot take but fuck fees forever. How do 2 tickets at $27 come out to $86

 

Gotta charge you convenience fees or like fees to hand you the ticket later.

It's so gross.

 

Pearl Jam was right

 

Taco Bell are tasting chicken strips!!

 

omg this guy is so thirsty.

 

Testing*

 

something tells me this isn't going to go well for them

 

Fees for me to scan my phone they do literally zero work

 

lmfao

 

Yay capitalism.

 

Damn Blake didn't know you were into food play

 

god created food to be eaten, wasting food is a sin