H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 25

I know we meme but cobra literally handed this to me when I saw him yesterday

 

Bruh that's a fucking cougar

 

why are you a bucks fan in NY?

 

Well then James wants to meet her

 

where are you going to put all the grills for tailgates except for a giant truck

(we use my sister's boyfriend's giant blue pickup truck)

 

I HAD EXTRA I WANTED TO GET RID OF

 

Oh nooooo Reviewbrah!

 

The both of you are going to be supremely obnoxious if Frank shows up, aren’t you

 

100%

 

Mikey got his friend to call me Cobra and I am at my best right now.

 

@ComedownMachine @supernovagirl how did you explain your online friends to your irl friends

 

I don't get lingerie as like a concept. Some are just like bits of lace with nothing supportive. Like I'm gonna need to defy gravity here so there's nothing cute about that. And some are so like... Strappy that it seems like more work than it needs to be. Idk I've never worn it but the ads on my phone are rly pushing it for Christmas. Wonder if its cause I downloaded tinder now that I think about it lmao

 

I’m not trying to be mean but if someone doesn’t understand the concept of internet friends in 2019, I can’t explain it to them lol. There’s not much to explain I feel like it’s a normal ass occurrence these days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I'm just always worried but I worry about everything haha

 

Anyone who acts like internet friends aren’t a normal thing are trying to hard to be cool and thus we will never get along anyway

 

It's extremely weird that necessary functional clothing is considered sexy

 

I know boo that’s why I’m not trying to be mean Haha cause I know some people are more reserved about it, I just can’t relate lmao

 

I didn’t explain anything haha. I did tell cobes to not mention chorus though

 

Sometimes my legs hurt and I want to get compression socks. BRB gonna be on a mission to make those sexy.

 

Lmao omg. See y’all out here being embarassed of yourselves and your peers and I can’t relate at all lmaooo
Like I gleefully told the friends I’m staying with about how these (Dylan and kaitie) are people ive talked for practically every day for 3+ years now and how the forum helped me with my breakup with my ex and everything.
idk.

 

that’s because my posts are 100x worse than yours so if they stumble upon them it would be bad lmao

 

This dude also posts rule 34 on the daily smh

 

That's what I was thinking haha, no one can see my posts or tweets

 

Bc i dont conform to location-mandated fandom CUPES

 

I’m literally on brand with my internet persona and real life persona so that is a relief for me.