H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 212

didn't @Fucking Dustin do this

 

some people may be into that no way to know for sure

 

A friend of my wife said her (at the time) fiancé f**gered her after eating buffalo wings, and even though he claims to have washed his hands thoroughly afterward, it was still excruciatingly painful

 

@Dirty Sanchez is a monster

 

please don't tell stories about mr. serotonin without his consent @oncenowagain

 

I tried taking out my contacts. My eyes were on fire. Gotta use latex gloves tomorrow.

 

I’m 5’5 but with my hair I’m about 5’7

 

they call it the hot peeper

 

You smoke weed dude?

 

I’ve got an unfortunate looking jew fro rn (except it’s thick) so I guess I’m about 6’5

 

did he finally get that back tattoo of Jeff Bezos

 

He did that a while back.

I’m complaining about the way he plays Pokémon.

 

I remember now why I don't drink lmao. I started Friday and now it's somehow Sunday night and I've been f***ed since Friday.

 

some shit went down apparently. i'm a mess.

 

watched frozen friday night and I'm stoked for the sequel. I want to go with my nieces !!

 

Proud of you

 

My sister wants me to run a 5k with her on thanksgiving morning. That doesn’t sound appealing.

 

Idk if u know this but you can describe ur height without making antisemite remarks so I hate to be the one to tell you this but ur cancelled

 

being trampled over a toaster sounds like fun in comparison

 

Hope she finally lets you smash bro lmao got em

 

I think youre running wrong

 

go to bed

 

Thanks for the likes @aliens exist
These rubes are stingey ;)

 

some girl had been messaging me and my girlfriend messaged her saying "pls don't message my bf :)" and then blocked her on my phone omg.

 

I will unlike you and ur sister lmao got em twice