H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 210

@GrantCloud how much does grooming your cat cost?

 

$69

 

Depends on how thicc your cat is

 

Is this a euphemism?

 

I just bought like a 5 ft burrito

 

60

Included clipping his nails, teeth brushing, and deshedding!

I tipped the woman 20 dollars though because my cat is an ass

 

woah that's like a whole Danny DeVito

 

next time I'll do it for $20 but I'm more of an amateur

 

okay fine but you have to come to us, he doesn’t travel well

 

this is just a ruse for me to come to your house and play with your cat, I know you'd like that

 

this takes up my whole passenger seat.

 

For $20 he just tosses your cat in a warm bathtub

 

I just use my own nail clippers and hair brush, sanitize them before and after, and I probably have a free tooth brush from the dentist

 

I did feel bad though, he scratched her pretty good on her forearm. She had this bandaid on but it was pretty red from bleeding

 

Ian just become a groomer you have the essentials

 

you fukkin kidding me right now??

 

damn, that’s as tall as the average music poster

 

Being awfully generous

 

Does the deshedding help a lot?

 

Wait, how tall are y’all

 

dude be careful

 

100 feet tall according to @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

yeah, he is a Persian so he has a super thick coat. He looks a bit smaller without the excess fur too. So I guess depending on the breed/type of coat they have, it is really noticeable/helps.

 

I should try that shit