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it's actually being pc, because I want everyone to be nice to each other, so opposite of a boomer I'm good

 

Think my septum piercing is healed enough I might go get my nostril piercing done soon.

 

okay but you only get the short version

somebody spiked a friends drink with laxatives, that friend proceeds to get blackout drunk thru the night, I get the idea to Saran Wrap his toilet, blacked out friend gets up sometime during the night and stumbles to the bathroom to shit....I can only guess what happened from here but I guess it bounced back on him and he stood up but kept panic shitting. his roommate called me the next morning while I was in class, pissed off as all hell, that my friend had left shit footprints all through their apartment. shit was all over the walls and bathtub and floor and sink of his bathroom. all in their apartment. I was a horrible person.

 

Hahaha

 

was that a prank

hahahaha

 

anytime you've gotten diarrhea since has been punishment and you deserved it

 

worth it tbh

 

bully

 

INFO: did you know he was blacked out drunk when you did the toilet wrap?

 

INFO: How drunk were you?

 

What is so funny

 

he was pretty drunk when I did it but still making sense. he got progressively worse as the night went on though

Lets call it a 4/10

 

Idk how far I could teleport Nimrod by Green Day and I don’t rly think that’s the main topic of discussion right now

 

hmm yeah YTA here

 

no argument haha

 

That poor dude lol just trying to get some relief damn derek

 

omg so apparently my dad told me he got a call from a girl today thinking his phone number was mine, and the girl had saw me at the grocery store?? im so confused as i dont know anyone who would be close enough to have my number but not close enough to have never called/texted me to find out they had the wrong number. also like... why would they have called and not messaged me on social media? according to the time my dad said she called, it was literally minutes after i had left the store too so i wonder why the person didnt just approach me and said hi

my dad forgot her name so ill probably have to call back tomorrow and find out who it was. i feel like this is either a crazy scam or my dad is trying to elaborately hook me up with one of his friend's daughters or something?? dad kept teasing me saying "how do you give a girl your number and give them the wrong number" even tho i kept assuring him that the only person i spoke to at that store was the cashier...

im so confused but intruiged

 

Idk who you are but scammers can spoof your number, Iago my parrot bro

 

Oh also


Fuck Tammy

 

i used to frequent this site back during the launch cycle but dipped for a few years and now im back. hello bird friend

 

ngl seeing actual shit footprints in carpet is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen irl. I def own up to being an asshole here but that imagery makes me laugh every time I think about it.

that was like the best kept secret prank for like a year before somebody told him and he tried to get me back at a party one time but a mutual friend tipped me off lol

 

Ur a shit footprint lmao get owned scrub

 

lmao

 

bitch!

 

There’s a moment in Persona 5 where you go see a movie called Cake Knight Rises and one of the lines in the movie is “you’re a psychopath who BAKES for money” and I swear to fucking god it’s the best moment in any form of media