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Lol when I was 17 me and my friends vandalized our nemesis's car by pouring vegetable oil and rotten milk and pickles and shit on it

 

We had a whole plan drawn out. The cops came to the door in the morning and we'd left everything out. Of course we were the only suspects

 

That’s epic haha. I did that to a person’s face but it was with a jack in the box burger and they weren’t my nemesis.

 

But also we were all Very White so it was just for a scare and nothing bad happened

The End

 

Frankly I hope she's the villain lol

 

The cool thing about all of this is that my brother knows how to parent based on our folks...lack of being good parents

 

Oh wrong thread

 

In high school we had this main drag through town we would all cruise on after school. We would go to McDonald’s and order double meat cheese burgers when they were still a dollar and order extra mayo on them and throw them at other friends cars and sometimes adults cars. That probably sounds sad, and it is, but we really didn’t have a whole lot to do where I lived so we had to get creative.

 

I'm laughing so hard right now

But also booooo wasting the food lololol

 

unsurprisingly pranks are like the one thing I fucking hate

 

Hahaha that’s wild and I love it. It is sad though too.

 

One time I shot what I thought was my friends car with an air soft gun and it was somebody else’s car and they chased me around town for like 15 minutes. They finally stopped but they took my license plate and called the police lol. fuckin bootlicking narcs that air soft bb didn’t do shit to your 1994 model Ford Explorer

 

I had someone follow me because I cut them off by accident and I tried to apologize but they just wanted to yell fuck you at me

 

Plastic wrapping a toilet is simple yet effective.

 

I would destroy some angel food cake right now.

 

bruh have you ever ordered extra mayo on something at McDonald’s? they do not fuck around. burger bombs weren’t food they were an abomination in the eyes of god

 

I don’t think I’ve ever had any mayo at mcdonalds haha

 

oh my god I have a story I could tell here but it’s way too long and my laptop is dead. @iCarly Rae Jepsen remind me to tell it some time

 

tbh I can’t anymore after the burger bombs. it’s mustard or nothin

 

I want the mac sauce on every burger they have

 

oh yeah that’s cool too. I’ll order it on the QP

 

I still need to try this

 

Tell it tell it now

 

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