H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 18

Some boomer just scolded me for putting too much ice in his long island ICE tea and told me to make it again without ice...lol ok dad drink up

 

@leatherexotic @Dog with a Blog @dookiesupreme

 

Definitely don’t spit in his drink

 

Just hand him a fistful of ice and start pouring liquor on it

 

I'm flattered I think

 

Me too but I’m saying it to myself.

 

based on a true story; one time there was a twitter bandwagon going on where I told a fond memory I had with every person that commented on the thread and I purposefully (and playfully) neglected my previous partner's tweet because she persuaded me to do the dishes when it was her turn

she got the reply once she fell asleep. thatll teach em

 

The munchies are coming in strong

 

Haha i thought you were targeting @dylan

 

Also what even is going on here

 

Goodnight everyone, today was wild but we persevered and won the day

 

You made a huge mistake

 

How dare you. The night is still young

 

It’s really confusing

 

About to smoke an $8 joint that I got for free AMA

 

And how far can you teleport nimrod

I was gonna joke about this

"Internet Friends" for me

Tell em you aren't in Long Island so you can't make it

 

What's it like to be broke and spending your cash on weed instead of your credit card bill

Well I'm up $30 so it's chill

 

It’s poppin in here tonight and I can’t catch up but I just wanted to say that I like how I picked the less flattering picture of me to post, because it was the one Bear was looking in

 

Oh it helps if i actually attached the picture

 

Who took the picture?

 

My friend Danielle that I came to visit haha

 

Whos the equate brand tate in that photo

I say that with love

High for free love