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I love a good mhj

 

Pretty much anything you can imagine. But it’s usually consensual and fun and not someone making hardcore eye contact with the next table while something questionable happens and you can’t do anything about it.

 

Medieval History Journal?

 

that's insane.

I don't blame you for reacting as you did, but please if this ever happens again turn on all of your cell phone lights simultaneously and yell at the top of your lungs "Look at this fucking pervert jacking off in here"

 

That's what I always wish I could do but it's so much harder and scary when you're in the moment for me. I've heard of women doing that though.

 

I could see how it could be distracting.

 

You work at Taco Cabana? How's the food?

 

When I would shut down the theater I would make my way through the projection booth and look through the port hole in each auditorium before turning off the lights. One time I stuck my head through the port hole and believe me was some dude, pants down, humping the linoleum floor. I screamed at him and he pulled that shit up quick and booked it out of there. But I love that he was probably thinking about doing that during the whole movie. Just waiting for credits to roll so he could fuck that floor

 

what tho?

 

oh i mean, the general jist, sounds like its honry level off the charts tho

 

petition to not be cancelled for referring to horniness level as on the Richter scale from here on out

 

I avoid confrontation so I completely understand, especially in a situation like that, where if someone is brazen enough to do that, what else are they crazy enough to do?

I just wish public shaming was a more common thing.

 

"These floors are so sticky"

 

a floor is such a weird thing to fuck

 

try the secret sauce

 

ok Dane

 

i never took the time to formally apologize for that

 

dont kinkshame

 

Let the *****s hit the floor

 

this caught me off guard and i spit laughed at my desk god dammit

 

My manager was once cleaning up an auditorium and grabbed a courtesy cup and his fingers touched what was inside which was a load of cum. Theaters are fucking vile.

 

I'm not but there are much better things to fuck...fruit for example.