H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 133

Nah 4G and 5GB limit because I’m not paying $15 extra

 

Don’t you mean I’M not paying extra?

 

@Ken @oldjersey @CoffeeEyes17

 

it's ugly lmfao

 

I was at a new years party once and this guy looked exactly like Joe Pesci and then I found out he is literally a Pesci lookalike for hire and acts just like him and he was acting just like him there but like why would someone pay for that at a huge party? It's not like he got a mic and was doing an act. Idk. It was fucked up

 

I want Neil McCauley's apartment from Heat.

 

"wow joe pesci was at dan's party" "that's cool"

money well spent

 

lolol it wasnt my party. It was at some weird dance hall I went with my ex and her parents because I lived with them and man it was a weird time in my life.

 

Why the fuck was I tagged

 

who is this person and why do y'all keep posting gifs of them??

 

Culkin?

 

Uncultured

 

Okay we'll only post gifs of reality TV stars you know

Oh right that's none

 

Dylan’s parents probably didn’t let him watch MTV

 

Donald Trump

 

I was at a wedding once and there was this kinda Jersey Shore-eque guy that was going around hitting on women and acting kinda douchey, yet slightly charming/humorous the whole night. People would ask him how he knew the couple and they'd all get different answers. Turned out he was hired just to mingle. It was REALLY weird. At least the dude at your party was playing Joe Pesci.