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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Sean Murphy, Nov 9, 2019.

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  1. bachna84

    we are nothing more than mannequins Prestigious

    fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  2. Sean Murphy

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  3. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    see you in court
     
  4. Kate

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    the butcher guy at the grocery store was just rubbing my arm up and down while talking to me about chicken I need to go take a shower now :(((((
     
  5. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Ohhhhh

    Yeah this is more along the lines of what I was thinking. That or you were possessed/haunted

    Lmfao. The funniest part of this is that the edited bit only appeared after quoting it
    Anywayyyyy I think it makes more than “barely” any sense hahah. Like I mean as much as yoga with any animal makes sense, it pretty much strictly makes sense with goats exclusively lol
    Goats are social creatures and have long been associated with activities that pair humans and animals
    Animal therapy is a thing that has gotten more steam over time
    Yoga on a farm is obviously every bit as relaxing as it sounds

    Also maybe people would be interested in a Jacob yoga class if you were half as cute as goats!!!
     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    this is what happens when you accuse me of being friends with N*** J******
     
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  8. bachna84

    we are nothing more than mannequins Prestigious

    in all seriousness...

    how was that post worthy of a report?

    it was just a screenshot from the main page, right?
     
  9. bachna84

    we are nothing more than mannequins Prestigious

    fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  10. Dog with a Blog

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    ok. This is the link to pt. 1 of the Christian Mom story. There is a pt. 2 but it’s less important and I’m too lazy to find it. Also, this link only works if you are viewing the forum at max ppp.

    ''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 127 • forum.chorus.fm


    Also, a couple months ago I had sex with a woman who is a grandma. She’s only like 50, but a grandma nonetheless. Telling that story on this website did me in
     
  11. aliens exist

    pure on main

    i mean... fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hehe
     
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  13. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    That's the main part that doesn't make much sense to me other than from a marketing standpoint. But if people wanna do that then, you're right. Fuck it. Not the goats but fuck it, have fun.


    "Also maybe people would be interested in a Jacob yoga class if you were half as cute as goats!!!"

    I don't need to be cute, i'm a doctor with wads of cash.

    :crylaugh:


    i should learn how to properly quote
     
  14. dadbolt

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  15. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    nothin' wrong with a little crustacean on the dance floor
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Bachna invented careful so I don't think he's the spy
    unless that's exactly what a spy would do
     
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  17. dadbolt

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    D O U B L E / A G E N T
     
  18. bachna84

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    pretty sure i didn’t invent the word careful :covermouth:

    i swear on anna and elsa’s lives that i’m not raditz
     
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  19. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    haha I mean it definitely is a marketing move of course but several of the foundational ideas make sense to me (some of which I outlined haha)
    Also please no fucking of goats please

    that's true you’ve got me there. But now you’ll never jump around on basic bitches’ backs so who really wins
     
  20. Dog with a Blog

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    Andrew was proven innocent last time. Let’s not use him as a scapegoat again
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

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    Fun fact, scapegoats are great at yoga
     
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  22. GrantCloud

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    Cups has been silent most of the day
     
  23. aliens exist Dec 11, 2019
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    aliens exist

    pure on main

    honestly i don't think pokemon is an alt

    he's just a :spy:

    O:-):blush:
     
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  24. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    You’d think this is true but it’s actually not. You can tell they’re not enjoying themselves.
     
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