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I am sad to report i do not

 

Okay I’m like 40% sure it’s @bachna84 now

 

James has a grandma fetish

 

your boy Elon Musk's girlfriend

 

Lmao
Well according to the article a study shows that sloths blood pressure rises when a human approaches- I just wonder if that study was done on wild sloths or ones who were raised in captivity around humans

but I didn’t mean it in a care/not care way really. Just that involving sloths in yoga makes zero sense. Goat yoga makes sense because goats naturally love jumping on things/people and the novelty of goat yoga is that you’re not making them do anything they’re doing it bc they love it and you can tell

 

Screenshotted

 

I wake up with burn marks on me way too often.

 

then you are lost

not true

 

Gimme a sec, I’ll link you to the story

 

Ummm wat

 

I mean hey, it’s not like James has ever lied about fucking right? This is the guy who has definitely done a sex with many women so why would he ever lie right? If he says he doesn’t have a grandma fetish I’m sure he’s telling the whole truth

 

I drink too much and am a clumsy smoker it's not a good combination.

 

Yea we’re def gonna need a lil more on this one

 

Ah nvm

 

Haha if goat yoga makes sense, it barely makes sense. But i can see the appeal i suppose, haha. I like to jump on things, but i don't have a fuckin' jacob yoga class ya know? Sorry for swearin'.

 

it's entirely possible my girlfriend just puts cigarettes out on me when I'm blacked out but that's not at all likely lmao.

 

i’ve never seen dragon ball z

 

youre an idiot. For any success I have posted about there have been two failures

 

pokemon*

 

That’s what I’d say if I was on trial right now too

 

you're successful 33% of the time that's pretty good ngl.

 

@Raditz do you think out of service is good

 

that's almost 45% of the time, which is ridiculous