H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 1098

Christian mom is a tease

 

That’s private info perv

 

lmao

 

That's only when you're filling your gas tank.

 

whoa my computer screen just changed from purple to normal and THAT'S what made me notice

 

Thanks for the idea for my next IG name

 

Honestly offended that you didn’t

anyway it’s really an interesting article and phenomenon to unpack.
I don’t know why the title is so sensationalizing- if you read the article there’s not a ton of touching the sloths so idk why it says that but more so the harping on “doing yoga with sloths!” Like. The sloth hangs on a bar the whole time and then you take a photo next to it after. I’m not saying it’s entirely ethical but what an exaggeration to act like that’s “doing yoga with a sloth”

there’s deff a lot to be said and unpacked about using exotic animals as photo ops but I also think there would need to be more info before making sweeping claims. If it’s not harming anyone then..? The crux comes in that they don’t know for sure if it is or isn’t harming anyone so it becomes sticky.
All in all it’s a good thing to talk about the implications of overall but acting like a zoo is evil for offering photo ops is taking it a little far imho

 

Also before anyone tries anything goat yoga is ethical when you know who you’re working with

like it *is* absurd to involve sloths in yoga bc it makes no fucking sense besides trying to piggy back on goat yoga

goat yoga makes perfect sense because it’s literally just goats being goats and loving it

 

It took me a long time to realize that I do everything my increments of 5 but not only that I also count my steps in sequences of 5. For example it takes me 3 sets of 5 steps to get from my front door to my car. If I get an order of food that comes in sixes I’ll take one out and either eat it later or give it to someone. Even weirder shit like when someone asks me something irl that I would decline or disagree with I never just say “no” I always say “nonononono” really fast.

I asked my doctor and he said it could either be a side effect of being bipolar OR it’s really really mild OCD so much so that it’s not rly worth being prescribed medicine for since it doesn’t inhibit my ability to live or be productive but it makes for funny stories

 

wait whhhatt why would sloths care more than goats maybe i should read the article

 

only give him 5 likes per post now no more

 

my 4th grade teacher once said "why would anyone go to concerts? you can just listen to the cd and it sounds better." She also said something about disliking star wars and mentioned it took place in the future. I said no it was in the past. she said how would that have taken place in the past when they're so advanced and laughed.

 

where does she live

 

wow didnt know the god damn feds were here hey Murph how about you take those 5 likes and shove em ok pal

 

This must'a been some sorta strange dream you had.

 

you coulda just told me what you were holding and we wouldnt be here now would we KEN

 

kingman arizona.

 

mount up

 

Grimes was your teacher?

 

capitalize my name like that again and see what the FUCK happens

 

@Raditz is this true bro?

 

It all started with Christian Mom. You know that story??

 

@Hazelnutsack @Dog Fish you gotta see this

 

horny on main?

 

Who?