Guys: A Thread About Guys: A Podcast About Guys • Page 48

“It was only $23”

 

Bryan’s superpower is nonchalantly dropping one small detail about his personal life that will derail everybody in the immediate vicinity for at least twenty minutes while they try to unpack it

 

And he’ll try to just move on like he told you the time and not a $23 smoothie or eating 6 king sized caramello’s or something

 

...huge crap and some barfing

 

The most fucked up part of him saying that was knowing that he thought the barf felt better than the crap

 

Came to post exactly this.

 

Both of these are exactly why I love this show.

 

Bonus shocktober episode today!

 

Is that for the Bull or Hotwife tier?

 

this sentence out of context is insane, looks like hotwife

 

It didn’t feel good typing it!

 

Foo Fighter's Learn to Fly being on the banned 9/11 song list is so funny

 

Bryan: I’d become the best pussy eater in the country, probably.
JF: Probably not… Unless you’re about to move my ass out of the country”
is the biggest laugh a podcast has given me in a long time

 

I’ve definitely been a tool guy over the last year, gotta listen to this one

 

Shout out to Queeber and Gris going fart-smart-tool-Tool guys with the episodes. Can’t wait for next week to hear insufferable metal nerds who are obsessed with the Fibonacci sequence.

 

The half-second of Bryan doing a Maynard impression killed me.

 

Wolf Parade will be awesome guests, but would have been cool to get Rory Scovel on to talk Tool

 

My best friend is a Tool band Guy so I hope they go absolutely ruthless next episode.

 

@Wharf Rat are you a tarper?

 

No fuck the tarpers what the hell do you think you're doing putting down a tarp in a GA we all paid the same price for that unless you're some kind of idiot who bought platinum ticketmaster seats so you get the space you can take up THATS THE RULE you can't save space.

One time at Dead & Co in Hartford somebody tried to save a spot in GA with a water bottle (lmfao) and when I ignored it they turned to me and said "uhm someone is standing there" and I said "ok" and that was that. thats why they have the tarp

 

Are you a chomper though?

 

might as well ask if I'm hitler

 

There are some primo chompers behind me at Chat Pile rn.

Also I found out my new roommate is a Lego Guy. Wonder if he does MOCs.

 

Chat Pile was so fucking good when I saw them a couple weeks ago.

 

They fucking ripped my face off and now the only guy I wanna be is the Chat Pile Vocal Guy.

Gouge Away ruled too.