Guys: A Thread About Guys: A Podcast About Guys • Page 20

this is going to ruin Michael Noland’s life

 

He’s going to lose his mind over half of those

 

He’s gonna be the first person to get mad about Sade.

 

Holy shit yes dude

 

I've been a huge Metallica guy for 30 years but the quote from Hetfield saying they can't play the Super Bowl because they "don't do the spectacle thing" is hilarious. Like didn't you get burnt up by your own pyrotechnics?

 

I missed it live, but I'm home now and about to watch the VOD of how Tom broke his penis.

LET'S GOOOO!

 

Utterly insane Bryan lore reveal tonight

 

lmao he is NOT beating the swinger guy allegations


edit: wait, does Tom know about the stream/Guys?

 

All time disgusting night on the stream

 

Haven’t watched the stream yet but Bryan not getting a massage cause he’s afraid he’ll fart or get a boner is too funny.

 

If you don't already, today's a good time to start listening to Blocked Party. They're doing a Guys parody for Freaky Flebruary

 

this stream is going to scar me

 

Listening to the rollercoasters ep and it’s so funny that Bryan won’t believe things go wrong on coasters. In 9th grade a friend got shocked super bad on a coaster at Kennywood right next to me (I was supposed to be in his seat but god was punishing him for walking around during a storm earlier with a paper clip in the air saying “smite me Jesus” and I was saved). Half his body was temporarily paralyzed and he had to spend a night in the hospital, all he got was free tickets for a year.

 

lol, which coaster there?

 

the racers. When you hear that sound right before the bars come down, he started screaming that he was electrocuted. Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

 

The image of him saying “smite me Jesus” smash cutting to him being electrocuted is so funny.

 

Truly don’t get this guest saying they don’t hear any nu metal in the Deftones. He might need his hearing checked.

 

truly, I think it might be the only reason I can’t say with 100% certainty that there isn’t a god

 

I love Tony but yeah, strange take.

 

It’s funny they mention Mike Hale’s impression of Bryan, I was just listening to a YKS episode where he does it and it’s uncanny lol

 

Need to hear that.

There’s a section in Blocked Party’s ep today where they go into Ticketmaster reviews and one person’s review of Korn being in a cage is so funny.

 

Chris is so annoying on the Kevin Smith ep haha