Greatest Spielberg Film (Final Four): Jurassic Park (1) vs. Jaws (4) • Page 2

Thats just me following behind you with a boombox

 

If I can’t go to a beach with Sean Murphy following me on roller skates and playing the Jaws music from a boombox then I don’t wanna go

 

Jurassic Park/World sequels > Jaws sequels. It’s that simple. Jaws 2 is okay but 3D and the revenge were a mistake.

 

The JP sequels are way better than the Jaws sequels. I can't believe this is even a conversation.

 

the pratt movies are worse than jaws 3d

 

no, they're bad but not that bad

 

never forget

 

The Lost World is a good-not-great movie. JP3 isn't great but it's better than its reputation.

 

This guy gets eaten and comes back twenty minutes later somehow. It is comedic gold.

 

Jaws 2 is also good not great IMO. But yeah Jaws 3 is bad. Revenge is whatever....I can ignore the stupidity and have fun with the ridiculousness of it. Plus, Michael Caine playing a guy named Hoagie.

 

need more longing earnest stares of chris pratt and bryce dallas howard, maybe the pairing with the least chemistry in movies

 

Does she yell "run!" like that in every one of the movies? I remember it in Jurassic World and it is in the trailer for the new one.

 

yeah there was definitely a 'run' somewhere on the island scenes of Fallen Kingdom

 

Fallen Kingdom was absolutely wild, they were really on one when they wrote that movie. It's extremely watchably bad.

 

You will never get unhinged, depraved insanity in a modern day franchise film. They are automatically worse than Jaws 3D

 

The second half of Fallen Kingdom is a slasher movie that takes place after a secret dinosaur auction in the basement of the giant mansion where John Hammond's never-before-mentioned business partner lives with a little girl who is a clone of his dead daughter spliced with dinosaur DNA. If that's not unhinged I don't know what is.

 

The obvious Trump stand-in was the funniest part of Jurassic Park 5.

 

What does the dinosaur girl look like

 

yes

 

a quaid out of his gourd on coke and it isn’t cousin eddie