Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread • Page 6

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ChaseTx, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    my doctor is a woman around my age and she has never touched my bits, i think we have a mutual understandng. she did ask me if they were lumpy tho
     
  2. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Were they?
     
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  3. Shrek

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  4. flask

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    Just turned 29. A friend from high school came into my work the other morning and we just talked about how we used to go to bars all the time and now this year i had two drinks and was in bed by 11pm.
     
  5. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    It's not even 9 yet and I'm ready for bed, wearing leggings to bed to add compression to my legs and I have my legs elevated on pillows, have taken a muscle relaxer, wearing earplugs, and am watching Frasier. So I've aged to like 100.
     
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  6. this sounds perfect tbh
     
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  7. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    It would be if these ear plugs worked a lil better. Was hoping they'd help drown out enough noise from my upstairs neighbor and the sound of car alarms outside but oh well!
     
  8. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    My old lady back is killing me. I went to the gym and did a bunch of back stretches and was hoping it'd help but naaw. It's def at the point where I have to sit with some sort of back support at all times. I sat on a ledge for a while today and I think that did it. At concerts I pretty much have to be front row now because if I don't have the stage to lean against my back will die immediately smh :verysad:
     
  9. himynameisiain

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    Holla to all those with sore knees.
     
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  10. wordzanddreamz

    and a millions screams... Supporter

    Carry around Icy Hot with me every where I go. AMA
     
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  11. Ken

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    32 is fucked. FUCKED,,,
     
  12. scroopy.noopers

    : (

    listening to 'waggy' from dude ranch and almost in tears
    the amount of great memories i've had listening to it is crazy
    33 is weird
     
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  13. GrantCloud

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    I’m 31, don’t tell me this Ken
     
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  14. dadbolt

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    he isn’t kidding
     
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  16. BlueEyesBrewing

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    I got bad news for you guys in a year or two...
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Damn I always thought you were 30
     
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  18. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I'm an old. When I think about gifts id like it's: massage, mattress topper, compression pants, tea
     
  19. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    I’m 34 in two months and my hangovers currently last two to three days. Does it get worse? I bet it gets worse
     
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  20. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    sherry?
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. web250

    I'll change this eventually Prestigious

    It's been better (so far) than 31.
     
  22. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    If only I was classy!
     
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  23. himynameisiain

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    I'm now the oldest person in my team at 28. The guy who is 31 has been promoted and moved office, now I don't have anyone to deflect the ribbing too. Its funny banter, but annoying I have no deflection anymore. The 30 candle is still lying out from that guys birthday as a reminder to me.
     
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  24. Carmen SD

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    I’m going to die alone. It’s the scariest thing to think about. I can’t get by in life alone.
     
  25. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I feel like getting closer to my 30s is just everyone I used to know trying to get me to buy their homemade candles and MLM nonsense. YOU'RE NOT A SKINCARE EXPERT BECAUSE U SELL RODAN AND FIELDS
     
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