Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread • Page 5

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ChaseTx, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. Jacob

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    don't throw out your backs ya oldies HAHAHAHA

    I'm the villain this thread deserves.
     
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  3. Kiana

    You look like bad news, I gotta have you Prestigious

    Yesterday a shelf in my bathroom fell. It wasn't secured well because I meant to close the lid of something on the shelf and it made the whole shelf fall down. A bunch of my rm's things fell in the toilet lol. I tried to fix the shelf and it appeared it would stay up, but then it fell on me and landed hard on my shoulder. At first I was like wow being young is cool cause that didn't take me out. But then as the day progressed my shoulder/back hurt sooo bad and it still hurts rn.

    My back is gonna be wrecked in a few years. The other day a kid dead weighted on me so hard and I felt it through my whole back, but luckily it just hurt in that moment. One of these days it's gonna start adding up
     
  4. Jacob

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    Now I feel bad haha. Hope it feels better!
     
  5. Kiana

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    lol no worries! I think it'll be fine by tomorrow. I feel like an asshole tho cause my rm's watch fell in the toilet and it's broken and idk if it was already broken or if it's from me :speakno:
     
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  6. Jacob

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    oh damn that sucks. sorry but I good laugh off the visual haha. I have my share of experience falling down. like down my stairs for example.
     
  7. EmmanuelSCastle

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    Getting old and wanting to die thread am I right

    I'm so tired all the time
     
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  8. Dog with a Blog

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    My back is prtty much perpetually in pain and I've thrown it out so many times that I'm pretty much always on edge just waiting for it to happen again. It's awesome.
     
  9. Shrek

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    Oh man, I just found my new home.

    - I have a few grays coming in, but it doesn't bother me because I'm going to look fly as a silver fox. Just happy to be 26 with a thick head of hair and no sign of hairline recession.
    - I fear I have a hemorrhoid but I'm not about to google what one actually is because the image results may murder my will to live. My butthole hurts sometimes tho, and I don't put stuff in there. It's rare but idk why it happens. There's nothing visible.
    - I rolled my ankles a lot in pits and skateboarding a lot as a teen, and 50% of my mornings have my achilles area feeling like it's made of stone. Yoga is helping.
    - I'm realizing I may never want kids of my own because kids rule but babies are garbage
     
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  10. ChaseTx

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    My memory is terrible. I see movies and can't remember them 3 months later. When asked to recall something at work from the previous week, I have very little recollection. I'm the least focused person ever
     
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  11. Dog with a Blog

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    Totally forgot about this thread.

    I have pretty high blood pressure for my age. Like, it's not worst, but it could be a lot better. Partially due to genetics, partially to diet. Can't change my genes so I should probs change my diet. I'm convinced I'm gonna die of a heart attack. Just waiting
     
  12. chewbacca110

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    Turning 32 a month ago has begun an onslaught of grey chest hair. I like to think it makes me look distinguised.

    Also, about backs: I threw mine out 3 years ago lifting wrong (I was sitting on the bench, too, for chissakes) and it tweaks every 4 months now. It doesn't help being 6'4 which pretty much means I have an extra hinge in my back from constantly not fitting into normal spaces.
     
  13. sawhney[rusted]2

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    my back is the bane of my existence

    I'm also getting gray hairs. hopefully I'll be more Clooney than Larry David in 5 years
     
  14. ChaseTx

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    The weather is changing too much and my leg hurts