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Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread • Page 3

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ChaseTx, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. LightWithoutHeat

    Doomed to Live

    Stretch your quads and hamstrings. Foam rolling those muscles and your IT band might help as well. I had that problem about a year ago and diligent stretching cleared it right up.
     
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  2. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I'm going to see a doctor about my knee. I thought about getting a physical too but it's awkward and I don't want any bad news.
     
  3. Snoblin

    Chaotic-Good Goblin Person Supporter

    Lower back pain.
    No hair.
    Ground down teeth.
    Addicted to energy drinks.

    My future is nothing but kidney stones and death.
     
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  4. St. Nate

    We were just talkin' bout the Jesus. Prestigious

    I think I'm pretty good actually.
     
  5. I will almost certainly have arthritis when I'm older
    I also have very wonky hips.
     
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  6. Snoblin

    Chaotic-Good Goblin Person Supporter

    That's what everyone says right before they dead.
     
  7. ChrisCantWrite

    A1R FORCE ONE Prestigious

    Knee popping.
    Lower back pain.
    Tendinitis.
    Neck pain.

    All came from working as a crisis response staff.
     
  8. St. Nate

    We were just talkin' bout the Jesus. Prestigious

    You're all weak and fragile.
     
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  9. ChrisCantWrite

    A1R FORCE ONE Prestigious

    I prefer frail.
     
  10. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    I'm crushin it
     
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  11. ChrisCantWrite

    A1R FORCE ONE Prestigious

    The only thing you crush are dreams.
     
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  12. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    I have such a bad lower back, it's the worst. Threw it out in class the other day doing absolutely nothing. Not sure what to do about it.
     
  13. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    My back aches a decent amount, and the part I'm really bummed about is my hair thinning out on top like crazy. I'm extremely self conscious about it.
     
  14. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Pull a me and just shave dat shit off.
     
  15. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I probably would if I could grow a beard haha. My face is pretty bare and I have a pretty large forehead
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    I can't grow a solid beard either. Ugh. I can grow an OK mustache and a whole lot of neck beard! :verysad:
     
  17. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    I was dealt the patchy/thin beard hand. Fuck off, genes.
     
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  18. AelNire

    @ErinLea7 Prestigious

    My knee where I had a couple surgeries hurts so bad when it's cold. Doc said it's bc of the metal. I've just learned to deal with it.
     
  19. jjnunn118

    Signal Vs. Noise Prestigious

    Went in a pit last night for the first time in a couple years and now everything hurts. Damn you Touché Amore
     
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  20. Louisiana Fast

    Separate the unreal from the real Supporter

    My back hurts which is one thing, but and this going to be TMI, but my asshole hurts and I'm pretty sure I had a partial prolapse a couple of weeks ago
     
  21. My hands and shoulders feel so stiff today. I think I've cracked my knuckles 20 times already.
     
  22. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Hangovers get so much worse the older I get
     
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  23. sawhney[rusted]2

    I'll write you into all of my songs Supporter

    I swear I stopped working out for 3 months and I aged 3 years. I started working out again and I'm feeling spry again.
     
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  24. sleepy

    pale earnhardt jr.

    I know I gotta work on so much before I get too old so I'm pushing so hard to be where I need to be to at least kick that grind into gear before I'm 30 lmao.
    I'm already well aware when I'm older my back and ankles/heels are fucked. Gotta try and work on what I can before I get to old for it to matter to much lol. My diet alone is despicable.
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Was this the original A1 thread?