Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread • Page 2

Ooh, this is my kind of thread. I recently developed a horrible cat allergy and will likely have to put her down since she's old and nobody will take her. I'm currently recovering from a mystery illness that made it nearly impossible to eat anything solid and lost about 15 pounds in the process. Alcohol makes my throat seize up. My TMJ is out of place. My low back and knees always hurt. And I recently discovered my first gray hairs.

 

Yeah I'm probably diabetic,maybe that's why I pee every 15 minutes at times

 

I'm hip enough for both of us

 

Sigh

 

Have to shave my head with a 1/16th of an inch clipper guard every few weeks because I have a heavily receding widow's peak hairline and several balding spots.

Used to have hair down to my shoulders 8 years ago and now I can't even grow bangs without looking like a weirdo.

 

Hair is starting to thin a little bit around my hairline
Getting harder to lose weight
Getting tired around 10-11 PM
Hair starting to grow all over my body where it didn't grow before and not in a puberty way
Getting more and more annoyed at teenagers and children
Starting to really dig bands like Steely Dan

 

I have gray hair and I'm always hungover

 

You people talking about getting drunk off of like four drinks...

A single glass of wine gets me pretty freaking tipsy. A shot gets me straight up hammered. Two glasses of wine and it's hard to walk.

As long as I hydrate, though, I don't have hangovers. So that's fun. I definitely had a hangover on Sunday, but that's because I'm an idiot.

 

I have serious back pain from standing at my job almost all day. Tylenol, etc doesn't work and I'm allergic to prescription pain pills so I just have to deal with it.

 

Beer makes my stomach crazy upset For some reason now so even drinking one or two makes me a bloated mess. God dammit.

 

I'll probably die.

edit: to add to the thread, my eyesight sucks, my knees are fucked and I walk like a duck, my back has been better lately but it's ready to hurt at any moment. The list is shorter than I thought it would be.

 

Doctor's appointment on Tuesday to discuss my shoulder pain, belly button infection, other infection, and headaches.

My life is fun.

 

I swear I never had heart burn until like a year ago.

 

There is some kind of lump in the side of my neck. This is surely the end

 

hahahahaha you old geezers suck it. I'm basking in the glory of my youth.

/total sarcasm I'm sorry/

 

Jacob this thread is serious we could go any day now

 

still sounds about right

 

I'm pretty sure I died last month. Waking up for work is damn near impossible so this is likely all a dream.

 

Ya'll are probably healthier than I am. I consist of a diet of coffee, cigs, and alcohol.

 

Yeah I've never smoked a cigarette

In your face

 

And I can barely sleep. Maybe get 4 hours a night and I wake up way too damn early

 

Never smoked one in your face either I think that'd be rude ;)

 

Walking instead of running these days and my legs feel worse after walking a couple miles than after running. My knees are popping super loud now too.

 

At 29, I realized the source of why I'm so stressed and unhappy. Better now than later, I guess.