Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ChaseTx, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. ChaseTx

    i'm gonna die in the getaway car Prestigious

    Chronicle your deteriorating health

    Always tired
    Pee a lot
    A few grey hairs
     
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  2. lish

    Perpetually Cold Prestigious

    I mean, I'm literally contemplating going to the ER because I can't drink enough water. And I get iron infusions every six months. And I have a fuck ton of gray hairs. And my left shoulder always hurts. And I have lots of headaches.

    I'm a giant mess.
     
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  3. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    1. The white hair army on my head grows stronger by the month. I fear my tweezers will be 100% ineffective by year's end.
    2. My bones are so brittle, despite drinking plenty of malk (it's even the vitamin R kind).
     
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  4. Fucking Dustin

    YoucantseeCaliforniawithoutMarlonBrandoseyes Supporter

    Always tired
    Pee a lot but not as much as Chase
    I have a bald spot
     
  5. Fucking Dustin

    YoucantseeCaliforniawithoutMarlonBrandoseyes Supporter

    Also I probably have cancer
     
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  6. CoffeeEyes17

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    my physical health is fine its the mental health I stress over
     
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  7. ChaseTx

    i'm gonna die in the getaway car Prestigious

    When I say always tired I'm actually worried a little about that. A few times last week after lunch my heart started pounding and I felt like I was going to pass out. Bad eating may be a factor
     
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  8. Dirty Sanchez

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    I have visual snow.
     
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  9. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    Drunk off two and a half beers
     
  10. TedSchmosby

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    I clicked on this thread because I thought it was in the music forum and "Getting Old and Probably Dying" sounded like a band worth checking out
     
  11. BirdPerson

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    A sign of deteriorating health...or a brand new benefit to aging?
     
  12. Laura

    Making Groovy Night! Prestigious

    I don't get drunk easier, but I do get hungover much easier. The worst of both worlds.
     
  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    just a sweet sweet fantasy baby Prestigious

    I try not to be all kids today but I don't get Vine stars and YouTube fandom or Snapchat
     
  14. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    I only drink for the taste now. Drinking gets me into trouble.
     
  15. ChaseTx

    i'm gonna die in the getaway car Prestigious

    Not sure if this is from aging or just from drinking less often.

    Mornings are rougher for sure
    calling it. Though I have no talent
     
  16. ChiliTacos

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    sometimes go to bed at like 9 or 10 on a friday night even if i don't have anything to be up for on saturday
     
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  17. BirdPerson

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    Gets me into trouble too, but I don't have that superpower. Brain goes from "mmm, taste" to "drink fucking everything" with no in between.
     
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  18. Henry

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    I was that way forever. Now I'm pretty good about watching how much I spend. Adulting.
     
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  19. CarpetElf

    it tastes bad Prestigious

    Question of the year - does the narcolepsy trigger depression or does the depression trigger the narcolepsy? Probably both.
     
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  20. dadbolt

    the sun is yellow and the ground is moving Supporter

    I've already had a hip replaced
    Crippling depression
    Currently have a headache
    A1 deficiency
     
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  21. Fucking Dustin

    YoucantseeCaliforniawithoutMarlonBrandoseyes Supporter

    What did you replace your hip with
     
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  22. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    dead.
     
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  23. dadbolt

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  24. oldjersey

    7 star poster Prestigious

    If I eat anything with a decent amount of sugar I feel like shit INSTANTLY
     
  25. lish

    Perpetually Cold Prestigious

    You should probably get your blood sugar checked...
     
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