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Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by ChaseTx, Oct 3, 2016.

  1. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    Chronicle your deteriorating health

    Always tired
    Pee a lot
    A few grey hairs
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  2. lish

    Perpetually Cold Prestigious

    I mean, I'm literally contemplating going to the ER because I can't drink enough water. And I get iron infusions every six months. And I have a fuck ton of gray hairs. And my left shoulder always hurts. And I have lots of headaches.

    I'm a giant mess.
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  3. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    1. The white hair army on my head grows stronger by the month. I fear my tweezers will be 100% ineffective by year's end.
    2. My bones are so brittle, despite drinking plenty of malk (it's even the vitamin R kind).
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  4. Fucking Dustin Pokemon Draft League Reigning Champion Prestigious

    Always tired
    Pee a lot but not as much as Chase
    I have a bald spot
  5. Fucking Dustin Pokemon Draft League Reigning Champion Prestigious

    Also I probably have cancer
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  6. CoffeeEyes17

    Reclusive-aggressive Prestigious

    my physical health is fine its the mental health I stress over
  7. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    When I say always tired I'm actually worried a little about that. A few times last week after lunch my heart started pounding and I felt like I was going to pass out. Bad eating may be a factor
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  8. Dirty Sanchez

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    I have visual snow.
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  9. Drunk off two and a half beers
  10. TedSchmosby


    I clicked on this thread because I thought it was in the music forum and "Getting Old and Probably Dying" sounded like a band worth checking out
  11. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    A sign of deteriorating health...or a brand new benefit to aging?
  12. Laura

    Bozo did the dub Prestigious

    I don't get drunk easier, but I do get hungover much easier. The worst of both worlds.
  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    I try not to be all kids today but I don't get Vine stars and YouTube fandom or Snapchat
  14. I only drink for the taste now. Drinking gets me into trouble.
  15. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    Not sure if this is from aging or just from drinking less often.

    Mornings are rougher for sure
    calling it. Though I have no talent
  16. Ben

    Trusted Prestigious

    sometimes go to bed at like 9 or 10 on a friday night even if i don't have anything to be up for on saturday
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  17. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

    Gets me into trouble too, but I don't have that superpower. Brain goes from "mmm, taste" to "drink fucking everything" with no in between.
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  18. I was that way forever. Now I'm pretty good about watching how much I spend. Adulting.
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  19. CarpetElf

    i cant close my ass Prestigious

    Question of the year - does the narcolepsy trigger depression or does the depression trigger the narcolepsy? Probably both.
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  20. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I've already had a hip replaced
    Crippling depression
    Currently have a headache
    A1 deficiency
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  21. Fucking Dustin Pokemon Draft League Reigning Champion Prestigious

    What did you replace your hip with
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  22. BirdPerson

    fuck tammy! Prestigious

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  23. dadbolt

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  24. If I eat anything with a decent amount of sugar I feel like shit INSTANTLY
  25. lish

    Perpetually Cold Prestigious

    You should probably get your blood sugar checked...
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