General Politics Discussion VIII [ARCHIVED] • Page 1678

Now I’ve just gone down the wormhole of people trying to guess what’s next and it’s insane lol.

The amc one seems like it could be good because of how low the price is. I saw people mentioning some cancer med company too.

I’m almost tempted to go in on amc but someone said there’s a waiting period on RobinHood so you can’t use your money right away so by the time I even got in they’d all take off already anyway

 

Robinhood is the #10 most downloaded app today

 

The only good Robin Hood

 

I roll with fidelity since they have my 401k

 

Stonks

 

wtf is RobinHood?

 

I’ll send you an invite so I can get some free stonks. Hopefully GameStop

 

Last guy who did that became president.

 

Yep that’s me

 

I downloaded robinhood the other day to invest my 401k in BB stock and there was no waiting period.

 

Problem is that he was a known celebrity prior and Hawley is just a sentient piece of stale white bread.

 

No matter how low Hawley and Cruz sink, how desperately they try to not be ivy league grifters without charisma, no matter how badly they fuck up and lie and act like loathsome slugs to appeal to the lowest common denominator of voter, they know in their hearts that they'd be fighting each other for fifth in the primaries if Hulk Hogan decided to enter.

 

That he wrote about playing with stocks to Lion Phillips — a man who is only known historically because he was a close friend of Marx who helped pay Marx’s way for years — is too funny. The man truly had no shame over how bad he was at handling his personal finances

 

anyone want to invest in some Dutch tulips with me

 

I am exclusively taking my investing tips from this thread.

 

Buy some Theranos

 

VTSAX and hodl.

#IndexFunds

 

there’s only a waiting period for broke boys

 

Why can’t I find it? I wanna invest in make believe blood tech