Ok I lied she also prescribed pills for the pain and it's awesome and that made it worth it and now imma go sleep forever cause I'm just replying to myself now and am clearly delusional
If we're gunna do the whole "Animals that are cute as shit and make you happy for no reason" I'm going with foxes or squirrels. There's a family of squirrels that live in a woodpile near where I park my car. The other day I came out and a lil guy was standing on his hind legs stretching like he just woke up and even did the eye rubs with his lil paws lol. Never have I understood/felt one with an animal more. lol
The Racoons that live under my shed are pretty hilarious. Watched one literally drop probably 15 feet out of a branch once and another run off snickering as the one that fell laid there a sec, sat up, shook its head like "Jesus wtf just happened?" gathered the things he had in his paws and ran off lmao.
Plus they wrestle each other all the time on my back porch and I have a window in my room that I can watch em all the time so I don't need to ever pay for any PPVs, I got the racoons in my backyard lmao.
One time I was smoking a joint with my Dad sitting on the swing in the backyard and this Squirrel comes barreling ass down the tree nearby and you can see the stress in his face as a cardinal is chasing behind him and as he's running right towards us I can see his "OH SHIT! OH FUCK!" face as hes running away from the Cardinal. Animals are hilarious.
I gave the dogs peanut butter before I left today lol and they didn't go on the floor while we were gone!! Small victories. Take that, pet separation anxiety!
i thought i was the only person with this problem. i pay attention to the internet instead of read the books i should be reading.
Substitute comics for books, and that's me. And, yet, in spite of my massive too-read "pile" and constant time-wasting on the internet, I still constantly buy more comics.
So I look on local "yard sale" Facebook groups for shit I can sell online and honestly just cool shit - hit the jackpot last night. Buying a punch of ink cartridges for cheap today and am excited about that. Also, I found someone selling framed band posters and was like eh lets see and they're most like B9 ad posters but there's a Rohnert Park one but I'm mostly excited about this Title Fight one. Pics coming soon! Oh and they're 5 bucks a pop lol
commercials are weird. I just saw one where they had a surprise party for this old lady and she was like omg so surprise. after she was like yeah that surprise was nice but the biggest surprise is death and it was an ad for life insurance. I was like in what way would someone actually bring up life insurance in a conversation.
I thought you were saying she was so surprised she had a heart attack or something and died, and it was a life insurance commercial
It is insane how quickly I can fall back into staying up until 4am and waking up at noon when I'm on a break from work. This must be my natural sleeping pattern.