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A bad time to get pulled over for having your license plate light out is when you have pink eye...

 

My mom didn't get her 1st ticket until she was 52 lol

 

I will never ever get pulled over.

 

I got pulled over when I was 16 going 95 in a 60 construction and he wrote me a warning. His name was officer love. I'll never forget him

 

What if it was a stripper

 

He played the part of police officer so well that I didn't notice

 

I never go more than 5 over the speed limit just because I can't afford speeding tickets. When I've gotten pulled over its almost always been for expired registration or something

 

I was rear ended and it busted one of my tail lights, among other things, and I was putting it in the shop the next day bc it was driveable and I had to work. I was on my way home that night when a cop pulled me over and asked me if I knew about it and I was like...yeah. He said that when I put my breaks on at the stoplight that I blinded him bc the red thing wasn't there and it was just the bulb and almost made him wreck. I said you're being a little dramatic don't you think? He was pissed and checked EVERYTHING to try and find something to get me in trouble. I know my rights and he was so angry it was hilarious.

 

I got towed because of an expired registration. I left for SB the day it expired (without my car), got towed the next day. Got charged $125 per day that I didn't pick it up, but no one called so i didn't know until i got back into town and tried to report a stolen vehicle. I was gone for 10 days.

That was terrible.

 

i honestly never got pulled over in my own car - got pulled over twice.
1) Picking up my Dad from work in my Moms car and had a taillight out.
2) Using my Dad's old van and apparently someone stole hubcaps off a similar piece of trash Ford Windstar similar to this and I was asked.
Each time: "It's my parent's car" lmao.
Ironically; first time I was pulled over right across the street from my dad's job, second time right across the street from where I live. Ha.

Iunno my Mom says I'm a leadfoot but I only drive 5 miles over the speed limit lol. I see she never uses her blinkers and my Dad.... well jeez don't get me started, ha.

Tbh I find driving pretty... almost meditative. lol.

 

I have been in accidents though and since I live in New York it's a state where both sides take fault even if it's just 'Well you were on the road to be fucked."
1) Black Ice
2) Person Running a stop sign
3) Deer
Driving will humble you lol. Especially the insurance payments lol.

 

My coworker who called Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Eats Sandwiches told me that they should come out on a giant moving platform shaped like the world and have a mic stand shaped like a giant fork and I'm like omg sis they need to hire u for these amazing ideas.

 

does she think they're a boy band?

 

She may. I showed her a pic from the show cause she wanted me to take one for her to see and she looked very confused lol

 

I would pay money to see Jimmy Eat World do that set up and just play The Middle for three hours.

 

Today at work I found out that candles come with estimated times of how long they burn printed on them

THE MORE YOU KNOW

 

I've been scared of candles ever since I learned that Yankee ones can explode in the jar???

 

All I've listened to today is My Chemical Romance and Future.

It's like young cobra kid is learning about current cobra kid and probably hates him tbh.

 

I had never been pulled over until a year ago, for speeding. got a warning. thanks, whiteness!

 

I wish I could cry on command but I cannot.

 

I'm listening to Usher and can't stop thinking about this lyric that bugs me so much. "I've got a chick on the side with a crib and a ride and I've been telling you so many lies." Like why do her financial possessions matter in the confession? Did he expect his girlfriend to be like "I'd understand if she had a studio apartment and rode a moped to work at Starbucks but this is too far!" Is that where she draws the line or something?

 

Anyway good morning

 

hi

 

I think it's more like... this is how much of a double life i've been living.

 

I can relate Dustin, I have those moments constantly, like in What's Your Fantasy where Ludacris says he'll have sex with a woman in the middle of one of his concerts and in the middle of an Atlanta Falcons game, sounds like a logistical nightmare and people would be scarred for life