General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 24

"You have a good night!"
"....YOU"

 

I actually know a few ppl irl bothered by the mayonnaise shit and I'm white as can be myself so I purposely make mayo jokes around them and they try and blame the corruption via my fiancee (she's black).

I just find it hilarious, don't be so sensitive. Plus, I like mayo, I like roast beef sandwiches like most everyone else lol.

 

Roast beef, delicious. Mayo, nauseating.

 

Mayo is an essential element of many sandwiches

 

mayo & extra pepper, provolone cheese on roast beef sandwiches is my go to.
maybe a lil golden brown mustard if im feeling frisky lol.

 

HAWT SAUCE!

That's all you really need on anything.

 

tbh thats the realest beyonce line out to the point even hillary clinton bit it.

 

i told my girl i'd leave her if she wasn't with spicy food once tbh lol. hot sauce is life.

 

Who is this Jason Tate account on Twitter lmao

 

I was led to believe that it was Jason Tate...

 

Aw man I came over to lend my sis a book and they are watching Clown and I came in at the climax and now I'm absorbed but I'm an old woman and should be getting ready for bed but I still gotta go to the store

Edit: I went to the store and got stuck behind an entire bus full of high school athletes and they only had 2 lanes open

 

Stuck between "I need to eat" and "all we have are tacos and I had Chinese food, dunkin donuts breakfast, and coffee today."

 

I recommend getting some fruit to keep your stomach at bay while you work out what to really eat.

 

I went with eating one of the sarcastically large apples I found actually. Thanks!

 

I'll only be this pathetic one time, but for anyone who's interested, the new Hailey album is out now:

 

My roommate's dog is obsessed with cats. All she does when there's one around is nuzzle them and try and protect them. When she can't do this and knows there is a cat nearby she will violently shake and refuse to leave the spot she saw the cat.

Her love is too pure. It pains me.

 

Lol my 50 year old coworker knows I'm seeing Jimmy eat world next week and when we were listening to Bruno Mars in the car she asked me if it was Jimmy Eats Sandwiches

 

Hahah. "Nooo, you're thinkin' of Jimmy JOHNSSSSS"

 

" It just takes some time little turkey in the middle"

 

Sliced on rye, everything everything will taste just fine, everything everything, will taste alright, alright.

 

I'll get this tonight after work. Legit been anticipating this as much as anything else I love this year, and not just 'cause you're a cool dude.

 

Thanks, man. That means a lot.