my grandma found my uncles playboys when i was 9 she cleaned his room for him and found about 60 playboys she threw them away and yeled ta him he siad "hell how could you do that those were mine" she said you dont want moonpies reading that do you my uncle said hell tell him to stay out my grandma told everyone at easter how i said dont look under there, theres dirty maagazines then my uncle said "yea now i dont have any!"
Two stories of my dad and cramps One time we went to go watch the Harry Potter movie when it came out and he had to leave the theater for 30 mins cuz he was cramping so bad the second one was when i went to the tractor pull with him he cussed and bitched about how far away the track was from the parking lot he spent 27.00 dollars on taffy he bought a corn dog and a lemonade shake up towards the end he started yawning really loud and makig weird noises cuz he was cramping when we were walking back he said"slow down im cramping"
when i worked at cvs this guy came into but candy when he saw the price of the hersheys miniatures he said "these little fuc*ers are expenisve arent they? lol
when i was 10 i was at my grandmas for christmas when my uncle called me to his part of the house. he asked if my dad would like what my uncle got him for christmas it was wrestling figures. the type you play with . i told my uncle no he wouldnt and my uncle just gave them to me
I mean, I can understand things getting worse in my absence. I was the glue holding this place together. But AMAs?! I had no idea we started doing awards shows! Who're the nominees this year?!
I don't think I've ever had such a visceral feeling of horror as when scrolling thru Instagram and it's like Beautiful celeb Beautiful celeb Beautiful celeb Beautiful celeb Me Was nawt ready for that appearance whiplash lol
Sometimes for my job I have to watch people thru a one way mirror and sometimes they'll make direct eye contact or say something that makes me paranoid they can see me even tho I know they can't!
I'm starting a new job on Sunday. I still have no idea what I'm doing. I know I'm traveling, and where I'm traveling to this week, but have no idea what I'm actually doing. I feel like I should have more information than I do. My dad said to me "welcome to the world of vague requirements." and i said "wtf, i dont even have info for there to be vague requirements." this is going to be fun
They know it's a one way but im still like ahhh. Like one day someone was like "look at that girl!" And pointed right at me. Took me a sec to realize he was talking about his kid and their reflection haha
@Kiana i just realized that you had a Walla Walla shirt and one of my friends just announced she is moving there for a new job and that was kind of a random thing to think about it.
That is awesome! I stan for walla walla and I don't even live there! Such a cute and unique town. And the only baseball team I root for! It's just 45 min away from me so I try to go when I can, espesh when they have games
I just checked out the team and wow walla walla sweets is a great name. Everything about the town name and baseball team is awesome. I guess she is working at the college so that sounds cool.
Yes the games are adorable. Instead of the first pitch they throw the first onion. They have cute themes too like star wars or 90s night where they play 90s music during the game! I'm going to the game this weekend where they play the Portland Pickles and I feel like a traitor no matter who I root for! Ooh I hope she enjoys working at the college. I looked at the college for jobs after I graduated but they only had research positions open at the time and I am not smart enough for that!
these names are actually ruling so much. The league my local team is in is very professional so the names are all fun besides when they call themselves the Tacos. also this which is cool. They go all out for events:
That is awesome! Tbh I hate baseball on the TV and I didn't even rly like the major league game I went to, but the minor and amateur ones are so cute and creative to me. It's like you know I slept thru going to the gym this morning