General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 141

I was singing along to Lana del Rey and I was feeling myself on some Mariah Carey nonsense like lemme record this and play it back. Spoiler alert: I did NOT sound good and I had to delete it immediately. I fear it's lurking in the Cloud. idek if I have the Cloud but I feel like it's in there somewhere.

@me

 

I fell asleep while eating a hot dog. Like, with a full bite in my mouth haha

 

Not going to joke about falling asleep with a weiner in your mouth

Honestly I'm impressed you can fall asleep that easily and glad you didn't choke and die

 

This is the first day in months where I literally have nothing to do and I've been in bed all day and it's amazing.

 

Yeah it happens pretty often lol. It's legitimately a problem that I ignore haha

 

That like, seems really dangerous haha

 

I just bought a baseball bat that says BATS FOR HARAMBE

and my friend asked why and I was like

I DO IT FOR THE MEME

 

I relate to this too much

 

so you guys can see the meme in action

 

My throat for some reason hurts a lot so we're going to play a game called "how much gin does Matt need to drink to overcome this very minor inconvenience?"

Answer:

 

Finally sold a beat, yesterday i decided to really dedicate time to selling my instrumentals been spamming Twitter profiles and emails and finally made a sale wahoooo

 

oops since i had a successful sale i saw someone looking for free beats and threw them a bone and now they want to use my shit for free lol which i dont do but im drunk and allowed it to happen anyway fuck

no more business when im drunk

 

I feel really accomplished today and all I really did was clean up around my apartment. I did all of my laundry, folded it, put away all of the towels, cleaned the bathroom, had lunch with my mother, swept, did the dishes AND managed to listen to a couple albums AND I have two hours before I have to go into work. I'll probably go in early too.

I don't think I've done this much in the last month. Waking up early... the morning is a powerful thing.

 

I heard sign of the times at goodwill and I knew it was going to be a good day.

my luck came up big because I found these two awesome hats at tj Maxx later on:

 

I'm kinda freaking out cause the building manager called and said I can probably move tomorrow instead of Thursday. I wanna do it as soon as possible but I'm freaking! It's only a day earlier but I feel like I'm not ready. I don't even have to move all of it but I'm still like ahhhhhh. It's hitting me and I'm feeling anxious and scared!

 

I am kinda freaking out rn. I get scared easy. I was downstairs eating and I kept hearing odd noises, as in someone is pushing on the back door that leads to the garage. I'm paranoid that something is in the garage and ready to break in the house. I had to make sure I locked the door top and bottom lock as I do all the time. Maybe I'm just being paranoid

 

"Good morning, Elizabeth House Flowers, this is Matt speaking."
"Yes, I ordered flowers. Is this House of Flowers?"
"This is Elizabeth House."
*hangs up*
*immediately calls back*
*repeat this exchange THREE TIMES*

 

I'm not usually a "shipper" (where did that term originate) but the characters in this novela have so much tension that I feel like I have two barbie dolls and I just wanna smush their faces together and make then make out. Idk what's happening to me.

Also this girl in it wears super short skirts and then gets her phone from what I'm assuming is a holster on her thigh? But it always looks like she's taking it out of her lady parts and I laugh every time

 

The most annoying part of tension-filled will they won't they scenarios (that are pretty much always "they will") is that they're never as good when they actually get together and then it gets boring. Usually.

 

From relationship
Don't worry it took me years to learn Stan is an Eminem reference

 

This probably isn't the right place to post it but I'm a little bit stunned. Someone I went to school with for 12 years was arrested in Orlando a week ago for sexual battery and false imprisonment. Passed away yesterday in a suspected suicide.
TW: sexual violence, self harm

 

Paula Abdul and New Kids On The Block tour is in Fresno tonight and I didn't even know that was a thing happening.

 

I just bought a laptop thanks to the help of @lightning13 so now I'm going to spend even more time on chorus.

 

Omg I'm on episode 88 of 440 I'm going to be watching this for the rest of my life and I swear to god if these characters don't get together until episode 439

 

I really need to buy a laptop