"This is how a middle aged woman in a cheerleader outfit solved the crime." Omg, forensic files. I was watching an ep recently where the confessional panel people were SO corny with the water puns and I was like guys someone actually DROWNED. This show...
I'm still constantly watching Mister Rogers Neighborhood on twitch and it is still the greatest thing ever.
I'm in hell right now. Fifteen different phone calls at work, all of which is related to negotiating pricing and making deals.
Mister rogers gets weird sometimes like this tiger puppet or whatever was just holding this lemon and talking about how perfect it is. he couldn't even focus on the conversation because he wanted to mention how perfect the lemon is.
I just remembered I got paid today and when I saw my check amount, I'm thinking why tf is my check so small, then remember I took nearly a week off. But Monday is a paid holiday so I get double time so this upcoming check should be better
I was at chipotle just to get some lunch. I was just chilling and good grief the playlist was on fire while I was there. It played Kehlani, Tinashe and Khalid and I was like heck yeah.
I found that tweet on my timeline because my internet friend is also a huge friends fanatic. also I like that you stick to the xtina theme on twitter also.
which celebrity dude has a buzz shaved head and a decent looming beard because that's how I want to look
A few of my friends planned a trip to Seattle Washington to visit another friend who moved there with his girlfriend. They forgot to ask me until like the last second and it was a week long trip so of course I had to say no. all they have been doing is posting picture of how great Seattle is and how much fun they are having and I'm so bitter tbh.
I feel like every time I pop back in this thread Kiana is pointing out that Ross is a shitty dude. Shoutout to Kiana for being the best. And also for living in a state that doesn't close their liquor stores at nine on Friday. I don't know who caused this to be a thing but they must be stopped. Why is this a thing? Who do they think is buying gin at 1pm? No, man, you buy gin at 9:30pm at night when you remember everything fucking sucks. Everything but one thing: Hendricks.
I just googled and it says the liquor store here closes at 7pm. I'm dying @ the absurdity. I've never been in there cause the bars on the windows make me feel like I'm going to jail.
KIANA I AM ANGRY HE DID THAT like it's not even hard Spanish to remember. He needs to square up with me.