General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 117

I just saw a stupid Facebook post where someone posted a video of Ed Sheeran doing a cover of Britney Spears.

They then proceed to write about how Ed Sheeran voice is so magical and makes the song actually meaningful and I legit blocked that account right after.

I had a why face after reading that.

 

they're trying to kill me and Kiana

 

SEND THEM MY WAY

 

Any fans of People Just Do Nothing?

 

Where do all these stink bugs come from??? I can kill 5 and think I got them all and then another one appears outta nowhere. Howwwww?? And the centipedes will probably be out in full force soon. This house is cursed!!!

 

Sounds like you need to burn it down

 

I am tempted to every year when I go to get a shower and a big ass centipede comes crawling towards me. Fuck this house!!

 

And another stink bug just came outta nowhere and almost landed on my head. This house must be destroyed!!!

 

I killed some kind of baby centipede looking thing earlier. Comes with living near the woods.

 

Living in the country for 1/2 my life you wouldn't believe what is find in my bed.

I made sure to check every night for Brown Recluse

 

Only bug problem I get in my apartment is moths

 

You wouldn't believe what you'd find in my bed.

...toast crumbs and dry cereal

 

No microwave?

 

You know how some kids have a bed that's a giant racecar? My bed is just a really big microwave with some blankets on top

 

I grew up in the country and have way more bugs in my house now that I'm in the city. Except one place we rented for a few years in the country. We had a cricket infestation and they were living in the walls. They were everywhere and would just jump at you. Scared the shit out of me!

 

bugs aren't super bad but they are still annoying.

 

Okay so now I'm interested and have questions:
1) how many does it sleep? (Curious for when I come visit if we'll both fit)
2) when your parents tuck you in at night, do they call you a burrito?
3) so when you say you're 'microwaving' something does that mean taking it to bed?


Also my phone changed tuck to fuck and that was inappropriate

 

I don't mind bugs unless they're flying because I'm always think they're going to fly into my ear and then into my brain

 

@Fucking Dustin @Laura @AelNire

 

It's a pretty amazing feat

I wish she wasn't the worst character on it

 

Where do you think they nest

 

That's interesting because my phone never wants to remember swears

 

I either try to ignore bugs or take them outside in like some tissue paper cus I am a nice boy and nature respecter

 

Sometimes when I think of numbers too hard in my head I forget them completely. I've forgotten the last 4 digits of my SSN before, my code to clock in with at my old job (they had to get me a new one lol), and as of today I forgot the pin number to my debit card. I can enter the number every day for years on autopilot and never forget, but inevitably it vanishes from my memory! If I just enter the number when I need to it's fine. I only screw it up when I'm trying to remember it ahead of time, and then ill forget it 4ever. My brain just deletes it. I srsly have had this pin number for years and suddenly I can only remember the first 2 numbers in it.

 

Yes Chase, we've established that I'm the worst