General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 933

My purse with my keys and money for lunch are locked up and I have no clue whose lock it might be. We have our names on the outside and there's a lock on all of them so I don't know? The maintenance guy said he'd get it off if I couldn't figure out whose lock it is.

 

I didn't eat breakfast either until I started making myself. I eat toast so it's not crazy on my stomach.

 

I like breakfast food, but I don't like to eat in the morning.

 

This dude I had a thing with 3yrs ago just messaged me out of the blue saying he needs to talk to me about something. He was an ass so I'm considering not answering.

 

lol yeah whenever i drink coffee on an empty stomach guaranteed bowel movement

which is nice obvs

 

Surprise you're the mom of a toddler

 

jeez what a lousy situation

the vomit cant be a pleasant smell

 

hehe

 

this is exactly what i thought

 

As awesome as being a mom without having to give birth would be, I'm not ready to be a struggling single mother

 

The only thing I can think of is that he has an sti but if it takes him that long to get tested then I am concerned

 

A buddy of mine just found out he has a 2 year old a couple weeks ago. No joke. Womp.

 

Jesus

 

Favorite drunk food?

 

The girl texted a picture of the baby to him and it looked just like him. Crazy.

 

oh my god

 

The worst

 

I'm 95% sure my friend has a 6 year old. He doesn't even know for sure IF at all...but the kid looks just like him.

 

Sounds like Maury needs to investigate.

 

Well the girl hooked up with him ONE time, and had been with her ex like a couple weeks before. After she found out she was pregnant, her and the ex got back together, and then got married. Soooo...I guess it doesn't really matter now.

 

NBD

 

Omg what the fuck

 

there is a 43 page thread on an irish forum about blackface. 99% of it is white irishmen saying it's not racist and giving out that people are too offended these days. ugh.

 

Yikes

 

Saw this shit at the RNC last night.


She immediately starts waving after this but still not a good look.