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This is hilarious.

 

The thought crossed my mind but the prices here are RIDICULOUS. It's $40 for a pedicure. Money doesn't grow on trees! :)

 

I got a regular mani/pedi up the street from my house for $35 on Friday. Lowest price place I've found in this area.

 

I got spoiled with my old one back home that cost $20 and you got a reg pedicure, sugar scrubbed, hot rocks, that goopy pink stuff, etc. The $40 place doesn't do anything but a normal pedicure without the extra stuff.

 

I've been meaning to take a day off to get a massage. Those things can be expensive.

 

Did you see my snapchat?

 

I just watched it as you just brought it to my attention.

 

oh come on now. for my big important interview tomorrow one of the managers i'm meeting with is named "Gretchen Wenners". How am i not supposed to think of Mean Girls / Gretchen Wieners and make a proper movie tie-in joke?!

 

Is it at the toaster strudel factory?

 

i should ask that at the end. "so besides working here at the main office, will i also have a satellite office at the toaster strudel factory? possibly in an office next to your father? thanks, you've been great!"

 

I don't know why this company plays Jodeci's music when it puts people on hold, but it is great.

 

Damnit, I was cleaning the bathroom and accidentally knocked like half of my girlfriends makeup brushes in the toilet.... which to be fair was just cleaned.........

 

Filling out a job questionnaire and came across this.


"Too much is made of visiting porn web sites."

Not true at all to very true. I'm aghast at how to answer this

 

Hahah. Is there a middle ground?

 

yeah, that's a tough one.

one hand you could say, "not true at all" for: not ENOUGH is made of visiting porn sites! and on the other hand say, "very true" but that could be read as: come on man, it's only bumping uglies, who cares how much i watch?

 

What job are you applying for?

 

Yeah I meant to include that, it was least to most true with 3 intermediary points. I just went with the exact middle because fuck that.

I'm all for the XXX, but I don't want employers to know that.

 

What the

 

That's their fancy way of asking "Will you be using a proxy to view porn while at work?"

 

Odd choice of question for a pizza delivery job.

 

"Do you typically view porn sites while you are driving?"

 

Did somebody order a large pepperoni?

 

when delivering pizzas do you expect to carry in an empty pizza box and then have sex with the people at home? Is it true this happens in the pornos?