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I'm 25 in a week. The first quarter of my first century on the mortal coil, baby.

 

I cleaned my room there at the weekend and set up a little are of my room for my Teddy bears, Spider-Man toys and star wars figures and caught myself thinking "am I too old for this little shrine?"

That was a dumb thought.

 

23 is old it's almost 25 which is almost mid twenties

 

Turning 23 was a highlight. Listening to Taylor Swift's 22 just before midnight and then Jimmy Eat World's 23 just as midnight hit.

 

That should only be considered old when you're a 12 year old.

 

we had shockingly similar 22 into 23 moments. and by shockingly similar i mean exactly the same.

 

I forgot it was my birthday when I turned 23. Same with 21 lol.

 

I still forget I'm 25 and think I'm 24 sometimes. If anyone asks me my age I hesitate.

 

It's fine, just say 24 and live a lie.

 

I'm 27 in a few months. Did the math today to see how much money I could make for the remainder of the year to avoid the healthcare penalty. But, I'm playing Pokemon, so that's cool.

 

Maybe Jessica Simpson is a 12 year old at heart

 

21 was a lackluster landmark bday. None of my friends remembered so I had to text my bff that evening and remind her.

Also i had to work that day and got written up for something lol

 

You all can go to hell.

 

Allow me to offer further advice for your thirties, which people won't tell you. The real existential crisis isn't the encroachment of death, but the fact that you are will enter that space where your grasp on your bowels will start to slip. Every bit of flatulence will require forethought. Those moments last a thousand years in your mind.

 

I'll just wear Depends, just in case.

 

Stop pulling them so hard when you tie them. I've had my boots for 2 years and my laces are still good lol. But seriously, if you need some send me the style number and your address.

 

Ok so Gwen was awesome lastnight. She even did a few songs from Tragic Kingdom. I just about died!!

 

I'll be 33 in 6 months

 

Gotta keep my boots tight! I also wear my boots pretty much everyday. Like 350 out of 365. It's no big deal though I just submit a request on their website when they break and get some quick.

 

about 90 minutes ago i cut my lip shaving. i've tried everything i, and google, can think of it to get it to stop bleeding but it just continues to pour and pour. so many tissues...! it's not a long cut, but this fucker will just not stop.

 

Take a nap on a towel

 

My dream is to be funny and be apart of absurdist tweets. I'll settle for 2nd best with my incredible hashtag game.

 

I just attempted to kick a ball but I ended up just kicking the pavement instead and I think I broke my toe

 

My roommate is currently pissed at me because his Counter Strike is lagging. I'm watching two wrestling shows at once. Deal with it.