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Way to jinx it bro.

 

I've been saying it for years, I've resigned myself to the fact I will fuck myself up somehow.

 

Yeah I've just pulled a muscle and needed stitches once never broke anything, but if I had a nickel for every random bruise or scratch I got that would be a weird way to get money but also I'd have a lot

 

When I was in first grade I broke my arm and my mom thought that since I could move my fingers it wasn't broken. She waited a day or so before she took me to the dr

 

Get people to throw nickels at you so you can get more money

 

I have a broken tailbone that has become displaced as of late. I can fell it poking out just above my crack. It's kinda comical, really.

 

Like Shallow Hal.

 

I was doing a layup and a girl that was close to 200 lbs was already down court and she basically tackled me and landed on top of me with my leg bent and pinned underneath her weight and mine.

My dad and his friend jumped out of the highass scorekeeper thing and ran and picked me up and sat me on the bench. My mom came down and said she knew I was extremely hurt bc she couldn't get me to focus on her face and my eyes kept rolling back.

Went to the hospital they said it was a sprain, on crutches for two weeks, went back to practice did one pivot and my leg couldn't hold me up so I tore it 100%.

 

So.... no and one?

 

No comprende

 

AND ONEEEEEEEE!

 

Oooooh. No someone else shot for me bc my leg was fucked!

 

i LOVE listening to old white men from ireland talk about racism...

 

I've had a couple sprains, a couple dislocations, and a thing where I basically tore/broke everything in my ankle (other than the tibia)

 

my sister shattered her ankle getting out of bed.

my family has a big problem getting out of beds.

 

I've also never sprained or broken anything or whatever. My sis screwed up her knee while dancing and it never went back to the way it was. She still has to wear a brace sometimes. Tbh a lot of girls on that team got injuries kinda often and I'm glad I quit in that sense cause idk if they were being taught very safely.

 

Shattered?! How high is this woman's bed?!?!

 

I guess we're talkin' about breakin' bones?

I couldn't do wheelie's on my bike when I was younger cause I didn't weigh enough
My way of trying to perfect them was to hop a curb and land on one wheel and ride it out as long as possible. My dad told me to come inside for dinner one night while I was out trying them. I said the infamous line "One more" and proceeded to pop the wheelie, have my bike shoot out from under me, and break both bones in my wrist.

Had a cast on for that whole summer. That sucked.

 

Alarm went off and she jumped out at speed.

 

I rode a bicycle off a drain pipe once to be cool and whoever said you couldn't hurt your vagina like when a guy gets kicked in the balls is a liar. I thought I had broken myself. I also peed blood for a while.

 

Was she on the top bunk?

 

Nope. Normal sized bed, just came down on it with all her weight.

 

Once I was asleep on the couch and someone knocked on the front door. I raced to answer it and apparently my leg was asleep and I crumpled to the ground. I've done that a few times lol. Closest thing I've got.

 

I trip and fall way more than any human should. At work the floors are always severely waxed and I trip like 10 times just going to the elevator. The tips of my shoes are pink but the right one has rubbed the pink off and it's white from tripping all the time.

 

My mother isn't very good at understanding tone when she texts me. She told me that I don't have to be respectful towards my aunt after she spent last week defending police officers. Then, she was like, "I don't fuck with her anymore. She's dead to me. Lmao. K. I'll call you later!"