General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 896

Your corpse will keep the sushi nice and cold.

 

Won't be the first time I've eaten sushi off a corpse

 

Oh, it's Amazon Prime Day. I wonder if it's as wet fart as last year.

 

Please tell me there'll be pineapple pizza.

 

So my friend and I are going to see Eve and Gwen Stefani tonight. Not sure how I feel about it.

 

That tour doesn't seem to be selling well which makes me sad , I'm missing it but don't love all her solo stuff

 

I'm pretty sure all my shoes and sneakers are a half a size too small.

 

My friend was talking about that yesterday. they were selling them as a package 4 for $40. thats so fucking cheap its scary.

 

Hi, I work for a shoe company. www.clarksusa.com I can send you some shoes that actually fit.

 

my left foot is like half a size bigger than my right foot

 

Reverse this for me

 

Please send me new desert boot laces every six months, these things break so easily.

 

Hook me up with a free sample pair. Maybe I will become a lifetime customer

 

Well I initially wrote it in reverse by accident so I got u

 

I don't think i've worn a pair of clarks shoes since I was like three. The desert boots are supposed to be top notch right? My legs are too short and wide for boots.

 

I am starting to have regrets about this decision. I should have a magic 8 ball make all my choices for me.

 

They are top notch.

 

I sometimes wish I lived in a dystopian YA so I didn't have to choose wear or eat

 

If only my legs were correctly proportioned for my body.

 

So to show how big of a loser I am..My friend and I got drunk once and made up alien pickup lines which is weirdly trending on Twitter right now lol I already had some written down. Embarrassing.

 

Trying to win Tom DeLonge's heart?

 

I mean wouldn't you? Look at that hairflip!

 

Noice.

 

I'm conditioned to think of boots as being like cowboy boots or work boots, generally high cut things like that. So it's weird to me that chukkas and Clark's type stuff are also called boots