General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 862

no America is awesome because you have the freedom to do nothing

 

Do like me and luck into a date that you will probably blow

 

With that attitude you will blow it, Chase.

 

Hey optimism is dangerous and must be squashed on sight

I'm actually really excited

 

That will never happen

 

The other way to be like me is to stay home alone and watch Netflix, so you have options

 

is this a sex joke?

 

Yes

 

I just paid $500 to fix my car last week and now the engine is making a weird loud noise like fml

 

Looks like it's cancelled. Feels great.

 

I'm late to the party but swimming is fantastic. I mean I do live next to the beaches in Southern California but I can't imagine declining to swim unless it's like 60 degrees

 

I was at a stand-up open mic tonight, but I didn't get on til really late, only told a couple of my jokes and then did a Q&A on ghosts and aliens with the four or five remaining audience members.

 

nice to see Tom Delonge is hosting an open mic now

 

An audience of 5 is more than Tom is used to

 

Coming to America is on. Truly a 4th of July movie.

 

Thats one of my favorite movies.

 

YOUR SNAPCHAT TOO REAL. ❤️

 

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

 

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I ate too much.

 

I wish dragons were real.

 

Can you imagine

 

Sorry to hear that man

 

Dragon is real and Donkey and Fiona and Shrek

 

I am drinking in my room.

 

Whenever I have to drive through a neighborhood on 4th of July I get paranoid that I'm going to drive over a firework as it goes off