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Driving 7 hours to England today to represent Scotland and my hometown in the UK Dodgeball Championships tomorrow.
Can not wait. Going to be a blast.

 

you have no idea how much i love that this is a thing

 

This time next week I'll be heading to the beach. So much for getting beach body ready.

 

It's a pretty big tournament. 4th year in a row competing.

 

Is there live a YouTube stream or anything? Do you guys get sponsors and stuff? Because all I can think of is Dodgeball.

 

There was a YouTube stream of the World Cup recently, but I don't think they had the budget to stream it this year.
We have sponsors, and we get a load of money from government grants for sport in Scotland.

 

Amazing. Did you go to the World Cup? Best of luck! We should get you some Chorus patches, if those are a thing.

 

Sadly not, the Scotland team doesn't actually train in Scotland, so we're the unofficial Scotland team who actually live and train in Scotland. Dodgeball politics is an actual thing! We only ever play in the UK Championships as we can represent our club. We're The Granite City Guerrillas.

 

I have to get my hair cut for survival purposes today. I've let my beard and hair get pretty long, which has led to a lot of anti-Muslim comments and dirty looks out in the suburbs. Sigh.

 

This is why I don't exercise.

jk it's 'cause I'm a fat lard butt

 

Fuck those people. Sorry you have to deal with that.

 

I started this post thinking "survival purposes" meant the heat and ended this post feeling really sad.

 

I let my mom borrow my phone for like an hour cause having verizon means I'm the only one who ever has any service in the boonies and I got so paranoid lol. I left chorus up and I was like omg what if she opens my browser?? What if she googles something like what's on my search history (turns out it was my name and Britney Spears lyrics lol). But she had to ask me how to make a phone call so I think I'm good cause I don't think she knows how to snoop on my phone unless that's what she wants me to think!!

 

How do we know Kiana's mother did not make the above post?

 

Being completely honest, I'm only about 45 percent sure I'm awake right now

 

Cause it wasn't critical enough of me lol

 

My dad is nosy AF. Everytime I show him a pic he flips through all of my pictures. He thinks I'm weird bc I have a ton of gifs on my phone and he's like WTF is this? I have nothing to hide but it's my phone, dammit!

 

Just send him the picture

 

When he's with me? That would be weird.

 

"Are you guys open?"
"Almost definitely."

Great start to the day.

 

Lol my mom left her car door wide open all night with the keys on the dash in a super populated campground with no cameras anywhere. My grandpa noticed it was open the next morning and shut the door, locking the keys inside. Best part was my mom asking everyone who was the last person to go out to the car and then realizing it was her.

 

Anybody want to go grab some lunch and beers?

 

only if you come down to Cincinnati and are paying

 

I'm down.