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Weren't they all Squading up at Coachella together?

 

Ok the time has definitely come to do something with my hair. But I don't know if I should just get someone to tame it somehow or just tell them to fix it at all costs

 

Mullet

 

I'm usually pretty up on celeb news but I have fallen so far behind.

 

Look How Much Fun Lorde Is Having In The Studio With Jack Antonoff | NME.COM

 

It crossed my mind yesterday do you air dry your hair? My curly haired friends all use a diffuser and hair gel so I don't know if that would help at all?

 

I'm not really sure what a diffuser is! Yes I air dry it. Regardless I do need a stylist to take action. It is not in good shape right now I think

 

Go Full Frodo.

 

I'm past that point

 

I have to get a haircut this weekend because I have to make a good first visual impression on Ellie on Monday.

 

On your way to Meriadoc, then. Atta boy!

 

Weeeelp..influenced by Robyn has me sold and now it's going to be even harder to wait!

 

For a second I read as you were going on Ellen

 

I would not turn down an opportunity to be on Ellen, no.

 

I would watch that episode.

 

My friend Sean was on Ellen once it was cool

Happy birthday Sean

 

Sean Combs?

 

I used to ask for Oprah tickets during the shows where she gives everyone free shit. It never happened. I guess my parents didn't really love me.

 

A teacher here tried hard to get on Ellen cause she's had cancer a ton of times and it was her dream. The producers were like "we have heard you guys stop hashtagging or we're not gonna wanna do it" and then eventually she got to be in the audience like God forbid she takes the slot of some dumb viral sensation to be given $10000 for doing nothing!!

 

I hope she'd have other guests who'd make it better than my snoozefest of a section. I'd dance in like a crazy mofo, though.

 

You could name drop Chorus and we'd have at least 30,000 new users in a day.

 

"So what're you doing with your time?"
"Binge watching Netflix and chatting with my BFFs on Chorus.fm"

 

My sister just posted a snapchat rant and I'm fucking crying lol SHE'S PISSED! I'm getting the DL right now.

 

I used a bunch of Beyoncé gifs and I think she's ok now. Her ex bf started dating a new girl that looks almost identical to her. He's acting like my sister has been harassing him about hooking up when he's the one that has been begging her. #beingsingleisn'tsobad

We are so different when it comes to handling shit like this but her way is always funnier.

 

I'd be a terrible talk show guest. If by some weird fluke I became a celebrity people would hate me cause I'm cold and guarded and would feel stupid telling pre-determined scripted anecdotes. I used to wanna be famous so I could have an interview with Craig Ferguson but that dream was dashed!