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I got a bill for $200 but none of the math makes any sense.

 

I don't think that's a good idea @Jason Tate since @fuckingdustin has been drinking and in an airport for like 8 hours. Instead of just drunk off of airport booze he'll be drunk on power and they'll never let him on the plane!

 

I AM THE PLANE

(I only had 2 drinks though then stopped. I don't wanna use all my money in 7 hours. I should probably have another though)

 

That is a lot of money. Im just looking out for you bc I doubt airport jail is very fun.

 

Yeah airport jail is probably a lot like the airport honestly and I don't wanna be at either

 

Once you get on the plane. I'm gonna call in to the airport and say the plane has a broken phalange.

 

This is pure poetry.

 

I will kidnap your service provider

 

Sam always talks about his pass like this and I get so jealous. That'd only be like $5 more than I just paid to only see X-Men.

 

Freshly washed sheets and freshly showered..no better feeling in the world.

 

I'll use a payphone.

 

What if the plane doesn't even have a phalange

 

@Henry make me a j-pop mix or something

 

Or any of those damn human illness and medicine commercials. Which is most of what's on. Another thing here that sucks.

 

I will destroy the time machine you used to find a new payphone

 

Once they re board they should put on some extra phalange's

 

No time machine. I just run really really fast.

 

I should wash my sheets....... I should also shower.

 

I'm waiting at my dad's house for him to get home and come with me to the auto repair shop to see what's wrong with my car. I'm all anxious. I hate car-related stuff cause I don't know anything about cars and I hate feeling dumb

 

There are tears running down my face bc of the hilarious convo I just had with my grandma.

She was on a list for an assisted living facility and a room opened up. She won't take it though because its way far from the elevator and she can't walk as much as would be needed to take her dog, Little Bit, out throughout the day.

She goes maybe I can potty train him like those dogs that sit on the toilet. I started laughing and she basically "challenge accepted" me and is now trying to potty train her old ass dog. I can't even.

 

Good life choices..I Approve.

 

I think my dad forgot he's supposed to come with me. It's past my appointment time and omg being late to things is so bad on my anxiety I hate being late like I imagine they just hate me

 

Still waiting and one of the neighbors must be cooking delish food cause it's wafting through the window and now I'm hungry

Edit: I called the auto place about me being late and they said it's fine but they have to keep my car overnight probably omg how am I going to beat the $5 Friday rush at safeway tomorrow??

 

I'm making tacos tonight. Although being drunk at an airport sounds fun. I love airports.

 

I also haven't been on here much this last week or so, which is weird. I keep feeling way too behind.