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Wow, I hadn't heard that beautiful phrase before.

 

Manspreading, I learned while traveling, is a decidedly North American male thing.

 

There are signs for it all over the subway.

 

Really? That's the actual term for it? Hahah, wow.

 

There are signs here that say pull up your pants and if they sag under your butt they fine you $50-$200. It's really weird

 

That seems like a strange thing to be able to fine someone for.

 

Right? Couldn't they just quickly pull them up and be like "Nu uhhhh".

 

I mean, there's even a Wikipedia page: Manspreading - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Wikipedia pages are about as official as it gets.

Haha, there are no subways even close to me, so this is new to me.

 

I almost got into a fight at a movie theater during Deadpool because the guy next to my wife took up the entire armrest on her side and legs open so far she was leaning into me. I asked him to stop being a dick and move and he got into a big huff so sat there, got his phone out and started texting. I snapped my fingers at him and he looked up and he goes

"what?"

"You're texting during a movie man"

"And?"

"Stop fucking texting during the movie"

He was seething but didn't do shit the rest of the movie but tried arguing with me after outside and his friends were laughing because I left it at "It's not that hard to respect personal space and act like a normal fucking person during a movie everyone paid nearly 15 dollars to see"

 

That movie was good too, whadda dick.

 

Movie people are the literal worst. I'm the person who will do the deliberate turn around and shoot dagger-eyes at people talking too loud behind me, hah.

 

@Mr. Serotonin @yourfaveweapon Definitely a stupid law and it's a small hick town anyway.

 

I take it one step further-I will actually throw daggers into the crowd.

 

That seems like it's geared towards a certain type of people.

 

It is. I thought I put racist, hick town but it seems I didn't.

 

DON'T SAY IT

 

^Exactly what I thought of

 

Haahahah.

 

Took a 20 minute nap in my car on lunch. That was a mistake.

 

naps are the devil

 

don't say that.

naps are my best friend.

 

I swear today on this site will be the death of me. Naps are glorious.

 

I thought I was a pro napper before I got pregnant...now I take the cake.