General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 321

hahaha damn, I'll take my bruises and consider myself lucky then. I acually used to have a an extra fluffy rug right beside my bed just in case at my parents old house.

 

I've never had a problem with it, but I still don't wanna sleep in lofted beds just to be safe. I move a lot in my sleep, so it could always happen.

 

I'm completely still when I sleep. Apparently it's eerie.

 

I talk a lot in my sleep. One time, my ex told me i said "Taco Bell, More like Taco hell!" And promptly punched her in the face.

I felt bad about it at the time. A little less so now

 

I also move around a lot, my blanket sheets and pillows wind up on the floor

 

Sleep talkers are the best.

 

I have a friend who would always pee in drawers and in corners while sleep walking. The 1st time he did it I wasn't sure if I should wake him up or just see if he got back into bed. He still does it as far as I know.

 

My good friend/roommate walked into me and my exes room and pissed all over her dog's cage while he was blackout drunk. I was yelling his name, "saying _______ this isn't the bathroom" and he just yelled back "yes it is!" and continued. Finished, walked into the door 3 times, and saw his way out.

I felt bad that she had to clean it up, and that I couldn't stop him. I feel less bad now though.

 

God damn, that's hilarious and horrifying

 

Oh lawd ha @Mr. Serotonin

 

My brother would always sleep talk. He's a very loud person, and his sleep talk is just a random isolated sentence that makes no sense in that booming voice.

 

Oh shit! That reminded me...Another time I said the strangest phrase while asleep that I want to make a lyrics somehow. I said "There's no more room in the gateway. Save some for the cigarillo girls."

 

My dad told me I used to talk about Barbies whenever I was sleep talking and I would sleepwalk into the living room with a Barbie wanting him to play with me.

As you can tell, I really like Barbie Dolls.

 

My roommate freshman year said things like "it's better when it's white....because that makes it better" and "black cat...red cat...that cat was awesome!"

 

Rob Zombie owns

 

We're talking Rob Zombie in here?

 

Buzzfeed is starting so make me uncomfortable.

 

I don't mess with his music all that much but he seems like a cool dude. Huge horror buff

 

Getting the vibe that things didn't end well between the two of you hahah.

 

One time my dad ditched my birthday to see Anthrax and Rob Zombie lol. That's all I think of when I hear his name, that and how much I hated his Halloween

 

my cat just straight dead eyes me as shes taking a shit im fucking dying

 

"What the fuck you looking at?"

 

There are dozens of you! DOZENS!

 

Give your cat some privacy man sheesh.